Mummy was already unraveling & my four poster looked like a TP party. I like my trysts rubineque, but this twiggy queen had ribs obscene. I like a patella as much as the next fella

for the first time 100 years ago, it didn't care then either. No, the Galactic PD were going to have brave its rough conditions anyway. No point complaining to a celestial body.

He would have gotten away with it, except for the fact he was wearing yellow. I hate yellow, so I threw a brick at him. Turns out he was a murderer.

Trying hard, here, to not get meta all over meta about being meta when meta is meta about meta and full metal jackets. Standard uniform around the Piggly WIggly. Mmmm, that bacon.

dead marmoset wears a t-shirt that says "Hey Hey we're the Monkees" and lets itself get found? The only marmoset that, when alive, saw the Monkees' movie HEAD with Vic Morrow at hi

I imagined there was going to be a whole lot of paperwork to fill out over this. I hope my insurance policy covers this. I don't remember there being a unintentional soul eating cl

So even a regurgitated alphabet soup thought he needed to do some manscaping. That night he stood in front of the mirror naked. His bush did look like a fern but more like a chia.

instead of up for some reason. Suddenly, the guys at the bottom started getting the worst of it; the shit. Meanwhile the Billionaire had the Speakers of Houses to lick them clean.

closed the palpebra tertia of her green expectant green eyes and, without making a sound, purred so that I could feel it all the way down to my boot soles. The Tuna sounded good.

their fears away. O imbibe a dram a'Mumford & Sons & drink not to be outdone! Nota be outdone!O breath a voltile cloud a proof eighty one!A gord ona breast ya merry genta leemu men

It was Colonel Sanders who sold the drug paraphernalia to Pvt. Weed, screamed Prosecutor Sessions. Colonel Sanders protested, since when is a cigarette lighter drug paraphernalia?

My nose burned from the cold. I rubbed it with a mittened hand, but only succeeded scratching my nose even redder with the rough fabric.

of Davy Jones' Locker Room to retrieve the drowning Icarus, leaving her kilt floating on some flotsam. There was a bit of a tussle, as Davy Jones wanted Icarus to pay for locker re

It's unlikely, though. Nobody will ever know why you did what you did, and all of history will know you as a cruel, heartless man. It's a cold truth but it's the fate of your kind.

system set up that records every site you visit, every purchase you make, and takes a copy of every message you send. They said it was for our safety.

, put pussy's having none of that until she get's some milk.A fourth person is trying to get some coon, but she's a bandit, & steals his wallet eating the contentx in the alley A

Then, of course, there is the bird of pray...or Cardinal, as it is more commonly referred. Much like Weiner with a way-out-of-control Weiner, this, too, is much True Facts, Maaan.

lving getting blamed for urine related crimes, even one's he didn't do. Tim seemed to relish in being punished by the teacher, but never told me what the punishments were.

spent.That's what she said when the motherboard broke.I miss the old days (yesterday) when Service Providers gave you Bitcoins for nothing & your Bits for free. I want my,I want my

Aunt Hilda's fruitcake usually did that to me, so I should have known better. As I fought my way to the bathroom through a vortex of mist and white bats, I cursed the