n, followed by a stream of denial that needed to be crossed at some point. The dark matter had melted in the heat, and no one was fast enough to contain it.

Internal organs trumpeted the hot flash throughout the complex. Murky Waters kicked off away from his desk throwing himself up against his attacker and knocking him through the gla

and pointed a long, bony finger at my chest. I felt cold and afraid. Shadowy minions of Maw carried me off screaming toward the Gates of Hell. The Dark Lord had ordered

drink after drink, each drink being more complicated than the last. My eyes widened in a mix of shock, awe, and terror when I realized Jack's next move. A gelatinous tentacle

I had trouble fitting onto that extremely narrow bit of space, too. I had to stand on one tiptoe only in order to squeeze into it. In wasn't the most comfortable living situation.

The chasm between who I was and who I wanted to be varied with my mood. It was ontological quicksilver taking shape with the moment tending always towards extinction. I kept smiles

They think she's overcome with grief, but she's not sad at all, and she thinks this makes her a terrible person, but she can't seem to feel anything at all.

st knew that my computer had accessed a distant point in the universe that did not exist anywhere else.

The preachy guy has got ju ju eyeballs & his dreds reach his knees.His knick Flattop ironically comes from the haircut he had in the military.Now he's hipocritical free loving hipp

way came and left it's calling card; a FON card from 1984 with 13 minutes left. Professer Fold wondered it it would still work. He called. It rang. It was answered by 1984 him just

,my grillpiece as it came to be called eventually entered mainstream fashion.Proper ventilation averted the fertility crisis.Who thought that a Dancer & his Package would be revere

Specules at the ready as the pregnant godesses rushed for the finish line.Everyone wanted a souvenir.Planet Fear exploded beneath the Bleachers & everyone forgot about the Olypians

With each passing moment, it is becoming more difficult to fill my head with rational thoughts about ninety-nine-year-old landlady, Agnes. I seriously think she wants to hook up.

It should hardly come as a surprise that I find it quite hard to be firm with women. I guess I'm just an old softy...you know...limp and flaccid in inserting my assertions.

I turned off the TV. I wasn't going to let this.. ????????????????????????????, 'Fresh Meadows' tell me to mow my ???????????? lawn! No! I would administer the great awesome raw power of the Goat! You

Want to be a jerk? hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Do you know how to write 5 Michelin stars?

coy grin, he handed them a handout for them to go to Church to avoid ice-daemon mugging. Frosty and his sister,Frostina sat derelict in Frosty Lane. What were young Snowpeeps like

This Bald Eagle keeps telling me to leave Canada and to become tax collector in a hotel chic resort in the Bahamas

join the circus...but, alas...there was no audience for a yellow button doing standup comedy and swallowing fire, so it jumped at the chance to be the button on Trump's shorts