Now a Beaver Moon is probably not what you are thinking, and it was on just such an auspicious occultation the I took your mother-to-be to the Drive-In to see

My constipation cured. I forgot all about his teachings. 'Know without knowing' was my new mantra. I moved from the Rishekesh ashram to a shack in a shantytown just outside Mumbai

and whooped it up against the dying of the light? Who's going to pay for his bar tab? And Maya Angelo is still down at the drunk tank, singing of freedom. Post her bail, wouldya?

inviting her to have a 3 way with him & his brother Pete who she played doctor with when they were little. A lot. The AMA had already given her a pass on having to do a residency.

That is what happens when one falls into the pit of duality. Am I doing it for myself or at myself? Was it possible that all of existence was merely God trying to fuck himself?

As a torture I set him to convert me to his religion by using only reason & without referring to the circle inside a circle inside a circle that his holy book was. He said my alien

The sounds of your feet as you charge up the key feinting to the right but really intending to go right so just a jot to the left & go right! It got bought: he knew he'd been sold.

Like you, I also am learning the story as each word appears to tell me something. Sometimes there is a pause, a highlighted moment under a fuzzy Not Basketball backboard with net.

So a few people got hurt, 13 seriously, 2 are still in the hospital a week later. I guess I saw this coming just not from this side of the plan. It is clear, there was betrayal all

Assignation NOT to the ArchMage Tate, 1 guest, a niece (the 3rd one this week) Loud moaning was heard, then unrelenting screams until just silence. When they forced themselves insi

I forgot to mention that brazed brains over gnarly knuckles are a famous local dish among the head hunters of Sheboygan. It might matter to you later to know the true costs of your

When I look at how much more powerful Tate, the Archmage, is than I am I have to say that I envy him that power but then I remember the costs and they don't call me Stingy for noth

The duds were soiled & as the Fates washed them, they became tattered. So they lied & told the Power That Be that these were his new clothes & only the Bigly Great could see them.

Emmaline didn't twinkle with her nose if you get my drift, and Tabatha's golden goal would be avenged. But Emmaline's witching powers necessitated that she wear a kilt

uh....Germany....el gato bebe la leche..." The crowd of bloodthirsty Spaniards grew restless. Helga knew it was foolish to try to infiltrate them with only Duolingo's training, yet

The good man did not have a brother nor did he have a sister. He had one sibling. That sibling was Rori. How can I describe Rori without you ripping your own eyes out? Rori has per

in danger of becoming the trash panda's wash bear. I worked at the knot holding my left arm to the brass bedpost as the devious ringtail picked the lock protecting Silvers dubloons

thought I saw mouse skulls dangling from her wristband and didn't Bruja have a "My other vehicle is a broomstick" bumpersticker? Yes, I bet she hexed my slippers. I'd fix her.

The professor gave him the numbers and the moon didn't check out. I decided that Delamase and I might just have to do a bit of home invasion to find out where we stood. She was a F

Turns out that he didn't fall into water. It was a pool full of piss. A group of natives had made the mansion their home but hadn't hooked up water or power. The rapper got up and