To continue with the analogy, I needed a corset of self-assurance to wrap around my vulnerable soul replete with confidence lace and decorative self-actualization buttons.

The lavender feather bobbed and weaved through a gaggle of people dancing in bulky dresses and starched suits and continued out the door soaring into the butcher's open window.

You take a quick sniff and gag. Mr. Brigg was never very good at gift giving. You remember that one Christmas years ago when he gave you a poorly constructed birdhouse that

the long journey home. It was a rainy night. The kind of rain that came down in sheets making visibility almost zero. My friend and I didn't mind. We were young and impervious to

for my FTRWNGL bed. Sure tweed was an import, like gummy bears, but pasta is pasta. Wait, my gag isn't rope it's limp spaghetti! I surreptiiosly nibbled, the gunman unsuspecting

what actually happened was I saw the man aiming the sniper to the woman and following her around until he had a clear shot ... the rest was history.

"...that's a crackpipe, son. You been hanging out with Sharky again?" Aw man said Kraken, I swear Manatee

and quote Bob Dylan at me. I gotta tell ya "They stone you when you're tryin to be so good.." has become an insane babble in my head, good thing they have me in a padded room, othe

and off yesterday. Once you're done stretching, try standing up and maybe even go into another.. And I don't know, talk a walk around, possibly even venture outside and smell the

'. Fo' sho'! I did what seemed natural. I donned my sparkly glove and jacket, and pressed play on the ancient looking boombox in the attic. "Beat it, just beat it..." The music

rrupted as it was, was still quite juicy. Chef Gandulf's eyes lit up and he clapped his hands to request silence. "I have decided who the winner of MiddleEarth Masterchef is..."

high, yet my servitude to Moe was beginning to feel just like the years of forced labour in the Alps which had left me so damaged in the first place. I felt like a massive

I guess I should start by telling you my name. . .but I'm not going to. I enjoy being unconventional. I had saved enough money to arm a small army, which I did. The coup was

literally. I was an assassin Good Humor Man and demolition was my MO. You know that gang witness they had to scrape off the wall after he had a Cherry Rocket Blast Pop? All me.

Ambrose Luxor made himself go out on stage, to a wooden stool with his haunted Gretsch, sans Overmind Resistance, sans many others. He turned down a glass for Mr. Tom Petty, and be

wars of October 2017. We were a little testy but cheeky, too. Every time the subject of came up, we clenched and grunted. We punctuated sentences all day. At night the grammar goon

and Alice stole illicit glances in sympathy of one another. These awkward outbursts and hyperbole were typical of rhombus, who seemed always ready to die of heart failure.

is not delighted by Purina Genuine Steak Flavored vegan Algal Chow.We would be interested to develop a line of brain flavored chows. Is your zombie Corgie Bruno interested to visit

The seeds were a non-starter. He had only come in with that offer. He had been sure they would take it that he never considered another plan or ploy. What would Joe (Stalin) do?

what it was, but you forgot. You seem to have the memory that modern technology produces, i.e. none. I will give you a hint. Tho I look not old, I am neither strong or lusty.