It didn't need to end up this way. If he had just bent the graft like I told him it would have been copacetic. What are eyes for? That is what he was asking when he came in here.

A commotion outside my door: "Mr. President! There's a situation! North Korea! Missiles!" But how could those inanenesses compare with the luxuriant warmth of my down quilt? I yawn

I drive on a parkway & park on a driveway. I ask "what's up?" when I wanna get down. I find that pie-making is not that easy, but shooting the breeze is. Weird words & phrases.

unt Millie." He sprinkled from the gas can onto her sleeping form and turned his attention to the cat, then baby Josh. Pyromania was bad- so was somnambulism. But he had them both.

was too much. If she reported that she received a list with a missing ingredient to the LIST POLICE. She'd have to list: the perpetrator, the time & the missing ingredient BUTTER!

"Yes, I knew" that's why I didn't take the exam a year ago. "Mr.Kumar, my intelligence isn't to be gambled on. You lost your money because you are a fool." he was visibly shaken by

Godzilla wanted the life of destroying planes and cities behind him to be forgotten he wanted to start a new life, a life where he earned his living honestly but the woman wouldn't

be free like any dog would be, but alas he was just a cat and would stay a cat forever. Amato with resignation coiled next to Viana´s belly cuddling closer cause she was his only

That you were lying to me earlier about who you are and why are you trying to protect your family by lying about your identity. Fly you fool, your family is beyond saving so you

bath! Your grey hair belies your age,I can do the math! HOBO#2 sings: I'm yur son & have proof! HOBO#1 (aside)This s'pposed heir uncouth, smells of vermouth & cannot tell the truth

gets to climb to the top of kingpin gutter? Do the Feds step in and take the drugs and money and share it amongst themselves? Or does another crime family take over? Like the ALT L

Lead singer of Quiet Riot plays himself, the lead singer of Quiet Riot, solving murders for his local police department. The first case was the Case of the Delayed Hotel Guest. The

ms include sharp chest pains upon discovering your killer one-liner went totally unappreciated & the next folder just pooped all over you.Goodfeel & Manatee will exact compensatory

do it without, disturbing the attention flux, mojo manifold, or inducing an impetus collapse. So there I was hanging from the catwalk just above the self conciousness nexus when

a place where I could buy pain medication. Not being able to hear was bad enough, but the ear pain was killing me. But as I was driving to the store, I was pulled over by a police

"Aww Shucks, yer just trying to put another tassel in yer cap!" said Maisy. Jed puffed on his corncob & winked at her. As judge for the Miss Corn on the Cob he knew buttering up

She lay in repose according to her wishes in a walnut buttoned, kale & radicchio suite threaded with mushroom spores and a crown of bean sprouts. Chefs & Gourmets attended the wake

Ered in memes and good ole mac n cheez. It was so lit being that cringy intern making cringy commericals while pretending to be hipster by drinking organic tea stuffed with

Men that she gotto him to with her in the office so she wouldnt look weird. The short man looked at her wondering why someone like Barbra Stanwyck was so socially weird. Ater a aro

have a hole but a nice shady spot in the forest. The moose led the way, and his newfound friend had to hurry to keep up with him. The quahog clung to his family