I think they will see that I had no idea what I was doing when I launched the Doomsday Device. The shiniest. I blinked a relived the Hairspray Incident and accidentally launched.

was sensational until it flooded one summer and all the macaroni exhibits were cooked al denti. So we rebuilt it using old tires. The hall of presidents made of tires was a grotesq

baby, biting my hand as I fed her. "Ouchie, Elizabeth! Bad!" I admonished the scorpion as my hand swelled beneath the bandage. The hallucination faded as my adrenaline raced

Sa serena cau menuda, la nit mos diu adiós, recordau-se'n mon amada, de qui es recorda de vos. Sempre de mi recordau-vos, que em váreu encaptivar...

sa serena cau menuda la nit mos diu adiós, recodaru-se'n mon amada de qui es recorda de vos

hiding under the bed with his night light and a book of girl mags. He's 35 years old for frick sake. He needs to move out of his mother's ship and get his own landing pad. I laughe

Just like my uncle Loomie!" Here goes: Once upon a time, my Uncle Loomie was walking on his hands through the woods when a strange sight met his bellybutton. His abdominal mouth

Their cards are not even heavy yet. Their eyes still too bright. Wait, wait. Until the moment is right.

I just need to be finally found. You people that walk by me in the street are not even looking. Their concerns are pushing them faster and faster towards the next concern which wil

His thoughts trailed off into the endless void that filled his consciousness. They had already exhausted their resources, and of what little remained would not be of much use.

She haunts the day with all her might but she knows that she isn't real. So she really only haunts herself. The other haunts avoid her. They know. She was a haunt while she lived.

have any resentment towards you or your family in spite of recent events. "But you told the city council.." "Not another word, I would prefer to keep the story sound, now to

Now we search each other for signs of ourselves to remind us what we were. She showed me last week. I showed her the week before that. Her week was fresher. My week was just weak.

The killing cold winds came in from between those trees. Only we two escaped but neither one of us is whole. Gurdrun lost her center and I lost my mind. That made sense to me.

a broken pair of binoculars, a silver liquor canteen with the words "POISON" across its shiny surface, a knife with a bent blade, and a spool of 30 lb test fishing line.

Professor Loomis explained the principle of a exoculture's Waterloo or Watergate Moment. He found that among the Drua Civilization on Europa that moment was K#ts when the armies of

The shop also sold such devices as intimate accessories, but nothing prohibited: it was a conservative stall, albeit the exquisite silken fabrics.

it turns out that I'm a pretty great speedster. And not to bad at bringing people together either, true story of Kirby the Love Bug, only they got my name wrong. It's Herman the Lo

As they rode the time bike back to the future, Kyle had time to figure out that he was the Government Agent that had kidnapped his father when he was only 5. He deprived himself of

But not even his overly smug grin could get to me, as I was madly in love with him. It didn't matter how much blood was on his hands, or how many Amazonian fish he ate. He could ne