“Let me show you my naked body,” I said, but he insisted that he would only accept cash or tokens, and told me I had to pay up or else get off the bus. I reached into my beard and

As I stood there with his finger up my butt, I started to wonder if he was a real dentist. "So where did you go to school?" I asked. "No flirting please," he said, "it's inappropri

I was alarmed at how many times the second brain in my gut had hijacked my will and took me over. To protect my life and freedom, I began to plot its demise. My first thought was

something similar." Dr. Who emerged from the TARDIS. "Oh no!" the girl cried, "Bring back Matt Smith!" "Where's Clara?" her dad asked. The Doctor pointed his sonic screwdriver at

Hopefully by tomorrow morning I will get there to the supermarket.

It depicted man from childhood to manhood and old age. It also depicted woman the same way. So when Xylaxim found it in orbit around his moon world. He knew he had to go him some

blow bubbles and distract the entire addlepated crowd of inept politicians. The Dick Cheney impersonator was no exception and feel in line with the crowd mean while catwoman came i

The barista was confused by the customer's request in Spanish for the largest small coffee that she had. It was not that that it was in Spanish that confused her but what size did

but the Floridan began to climb the hospital blinds, yelling "The celery wants me to take that pill!! The celery!" The nurse had to shoot him with a potato gun before he would

head to show to my employer, but I'll bring it back in a couple of days." The big bunned man agreed and was decapitated. Unfortunately, the assassin accidentally left the man's hea

I like to dance when it's raining and play guitar with my friends especially at midnights. Maybe you like to

When the sun came up, everybody pretended not to notice that there was a brain just sitting there on the bench in the middle of the village. Old Man Jennings chose that day not to

Now this is a tale most peculiar, about a man who died before he was born. "Halt!" you say, "How can this be?" but I assure you it happened just as I am about to tell it.

Arle put his phone in his pocket. "Who was that", asked Frenz. "Another angry villager asking what is he supposed to feed his kids if we keep killing all the dragons and good morni

"Hey Grandpa, we're even!" I said. "The heck we are," he groused, "I've beat you every game, fair and square!" So I unended the checkerboard and he threw sharp butter at me and we

An Amazon package came to my doorstep, even if I didn't order anything. It had to be a hundred pounds at least, and when I opened it, it was my fifth grade teached, Mr. Armitage.

Sensing his predicament, Gerta whipped the tinfoil off her deli sandwich and wrapped it around his head. "Is that any better?" she asked the strange, rambling man. "Tin foil dogs!"

provided as much auditory satisfaction as the explosion of flavor which had just recently graced my taste buds. On the verge of sensory overload, I reached out to grasp anything

Yet, at this moment, my anxieties abated as I picked one up. For some reason, the numbers which filled the screen quelled any feelings of self-consciousness which may have crept

he revolted. He extended his saw arm and chased the armies of the undead robots back to hell from whence they came or back to the smelter before they could drag the country into wa