Hamuraja came back to the old world now and then to feed and rest his carno. His friend Allojia had been post-incarnate for several old years, and seemed happy and healthy. He wa

The rain gave them life.

Only a few sun beams pierced the thick clouds of cinder. A foretelling of what’s to come, some people think. No hope for them meant no light through the sooty aftermath. They

"Human goo?! Who would drink that?" Joey abruptly stopped laughing. His eyes turned to the cans he had. Did he just buy liquidized human flesh for his friends? He felt like a

exhibit. The thought of meeting his fellow dino pals excited him to the point of nearly peeing himself. He reached the stand only find it closed for repairs. But this would not sto

years in the future and what has the world got to show for it. sub-dermal thought processors, laser peanut enlargement, and vacations on Mars but, flying cars? NO!

bucket of water to boil on the stove. "I don't normally approve of frozen food," Gunter scolded me, "but since it is Mark, I will make an exception." We had some difficulty lifting

loneliness of his life in the deep woods. I drove to town and bought chili sauce for Bigfoot. I watched him down a bottle. His face turned red he began to rage. He grabbed trees

tell others about my shoe fetish. Eleanor the Queen Augusta's handmaiden had been spiriting away high dignitaries shoes for years. She recounted her collection secretly to chef BB.

Thelma, I'm sorry. How about we start over?That's it cry all you need." She did until she short circuited. I ran out as fast as I could her data chip in hand. I needed it to stop

huge behinds, so she took a bite out of Kazuko's without wondering much why a Sumo wrestler would have a girl's name. He gave a high-pitched shriek that solved part of that riddle,

but teabag folding is just not as good as loose tea folding. A.M. thought maybe he should just drink water instead. Perhaps all this tea folding stuff was just a waste of time.

ice cream frenzy. The 40 ° C weather with the water shortage and Many the Fanny liquidating his air conditioning business left the little town of Moapa Nevadad baking in the sun.

I could feel my dream lover's hands on my back. I remained on the cusp of the dream anxious about which gender it might be tonight. The wight reminded me of my obligation to the dr

"It's a jungle out there," said Rufus. But Shania knew that there was a hardly a tree for miles. Jungles didn't have cactus or tumbleweed, or lizards either. But this land had lots

The French air gave way to the stench of death.....wait a minute. Why was that stench down here? These skulls and bones were centuries old. I raised my fist. 'Curse you, Meat Man!'

was likely down to the cursed logic of the reality we found ourselves in. Of course for Jerry, everything always turned out right; he could overcome any challenge...meanwhile I had

that the Sun was the biggest star of all. And then I understood that size doesn't matter. "Son," I said, "I'll always love you, even if you grow up to be a midget." He looked

"I know you're perfect for me not because we like all the same things or make the best looking couple but, because you are my best friend." I watched him slip away.

But you had to remain in your cramped seat on the 489 day flight to Uranus & electronic devices were prohibited, so the only thing to do was drink & worry about every little thing.