When I saw what we did to their churches I had to remind my self again that we were the good guys. I guess being alive counted for more than being right. Our lies fed their lies &

Faraway, across the prairie, their drums could be heard faintly. More felt than heard was their chanting. Their intent could be felt ramming itself against our wards. Another was

The harmonica notes hung in the air like indictments.

The hum was first. It impinged on my calm causing ripples of disturbance. Resonance waves were created that coalesced into Archangel Gabriel. "Big guy wants to see you." "He's God,

They sent Dr. Moodle's Poodle into the subway with 1000 rats. The fart pill not only leveled the rats but peeled the rust off the tracks,too. Success! Rust removal, pest control,

ing the sheriff down & the barmaid up. They'd've headed back home, had the Indians not arrived. But their casino beckoned, & Prof. Loomis considered himself Rainman, so he & Custer

By Royal Appointment. I read it again. By Royal Appointment. Yep, it still read "By Royal Appointment". That was definitely his name in gold embossed letters, they even included th

So I am hiding from the sentences. They only want to give me information but I don't want it. Their information is dirty; it dries out the skin. I know grammar got to them already.

Soul lacking lacking due process due process a lacka lacka do. Or nah, it's your banana but avoid eye contact. I'm telling you. Avoid it. Like the plague. Yeah, the plague avoids m

"I don't know why you couldn't have just left me with Grampa on Mars. I had friends there and I wasn't the only ginger on Pluto. They think my soul lacking is the same as theirs.

Just then somebody slipped a business card under my office door. In big multicolored fonts it read PERSONALITY McPHEE SERVICES, . Personality for what the moment needs. Insurance i

The corpuscle Enid is gone. She and her culture were sent to the CDC in Atlanta.That leaves only corpuscle Pink Swine and corpuscle Dinner. But even there with half crews and a ba

Lavender was everyone's favorite centerfold. No, she never actually posed nude, but she was always the model chosen by patrons of the Town and Country Fantasmatron. So clean and

I just realized that when I saw the Behemoth's crimson molt that I had just become the 2nd Crimson Witness. This Behemoth already had 3 Crimson Molts, today it is four but my 3rd.

but she was grabbed from behind and swung around. It was Terry Richardson, the famous photographer. He demanded his syringe back or he promised bloody murder. Miley forked it over.

"So you think your a hero do you? Well do you? here put on this chicken suit and tell me if you think you're still hot stuff. And get that piece of Sh!t out of my driveway!"

So I, GOD, simply plucked Murdock out of the time loop swatted his arse for going in there the third time this month. It was like a dog wanting to be in the washing machine, stupid

Because the last time we had dead people in the bar, they drank the aged wine and we nearly went bankrupt. They can't taste the stuff and, they don't use money in heaven or hell.

Don't question my logic, it don't know a thing. Would have been, if I had ever existed, the title of my 3rd Treatise of Chronological Mysteries Machina Scadoobus Doobus Do.

Ty the tyger had either been blessed or cursed by the scary hairy fairy. He wasn't sure which. It all began when Ty noticed that he had been picking his fangs with a fairy skeleton