Kicked Romulus & Remus to the curb, went around the corner & collected her friend Bessie, the she goat who weened R. Kelly off of borscht. Together, wolf & goat, are up to the task

The gentle, yet pungent aroma of the rosemary overcame them, the lovers of white sheets, almost as if by magic. They doffed their sheets, unfettered now, into the dark clouds.

to become partner in my firm. It was just me at my firm so you'd think I would've had the inside info. Gramma always said though that you never knew what was around the corner. I

Know that there was a wild tiger in the buffet kitchen. How it got there is a complete mystery but it was currently having a grand old time chomping down on the pot roast.

remodulation, where you are given reformatted drugs in small doses that start to give you a high but end up cleaning out your colon and send electroshocks through your system.

I had known it was coming. I waited. "Damn it!" he uncocked the pistol. "Go on get outta here." If only I hadn't turned his pa in for selling women in to slavery, but it had to be

-ferential around my neck, just like my father, the auto mechanic, did. I can see me wearing timing belt suspenders and spark plugs as cufflinks, just as he did. People laughed at

-loads of models to follow me around at all times as I slather myself with oleo. Is that too much to ask? Have I not done enough good in my life to deserve this? Can't I have gold

the first line as the last please. Topic? Continuation. But here is the in between bits. Bard lived in a snail shell. He was human but only 1/4" tall. He dreams of power and love.

, rolled it in his secret recipe flour and lowered the pigeon into a deep fat fryer to appease the gods. "It's finger-lickin' good," said the gods, "you shall be rewarded, Harlan."

Ng sized bed. Mom & my 3 other sisters would share that while I & my other sister would sleep outside in the rain on our motorcycles. My sister turned her bike over & made a room.

e Vroopbloop was firm in his ruling: "There's no excuse for littering outer space." He absentmindedly chucked a beer can out his orbiting chamber's window. "I sentence the Voyager

The second album by The Wolves, Jump Boldly Impala, would prove fatal for the band inspite of being followed up by two more albums, Pulsing Final Moments and Missing Open Throat.

Abstract: Planet of Blip vs Voyager 1; the facts, as agreed to by all parties. Voyager 1 was a Space Probe launched by USA, a sub-entity of Planet Earth in the Sol System. 3631 yea

I was nervous about how we let the living together situation of Susha & the head of St. John the Baptist hanging just a while ago. I was hoping you might flesh out the details for

had Eggnog McMcMakersMark and all was better. After that he started add libbing the McD's lunch crew lunches. Who wanted to eat the same industrial puckburgers daily? He flipped

on fire!" shrieked Sir Gadabout. "Good Lord!" said Sir Pugsly, "I ordered it medium rare!" Robin Hood put his hands on his hips and laughed so hard he wet his tights. King Arthur

don't you sigh.../ One of these mornings you're gonna rise up toasty / There'll be tulips, ad the grass'll be green/ But 'til that morning, gotta bundle up tightly / with frost on

We fought back to back, backed up to the back of a bookstore. Our backup didn't show, so we had to back away slowly before sprinting back to base. That was the last time we backed

their car into the concrete barrier. They considered changing their band's name to the Crashes but quickly rejected the idea. Anyways, Daniel was just inches from the peanut butter