h huge, grandiose ASL moves. Show, off thought Jenna. This was essentially why she had dropped her pursuit of an ASL degree, and changed her major to

she isn't the genius in this twosome. We don't want her to know she's - Narf! - a crazy person...oh heck! It was the Narf! that gave me away right?

. The excuse definitely sounded better in his head than when he said it out loud. His captors simply stared at him like he was a howling were-beast. He wiped the blood off

ON THE FIRST DAY OFF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 PENGUIN PONY ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRIS MAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 penguin pony 2 cricket tickets

socks on the floor, & my dog's farts. Notice from the electric co. in mail- pay your bills or else. Angry visit from landlord. Time to go on my 16th job interview this week, at the

Her hand was quivering, her breath was short and shallow as she reached down and brought this - her last resort - to her mouth. As it entered, she began to taste it for the first

that the sun had been setting for what seemed like, somehow, too long. Had the days been getting longer all ready? There was no way of being certain, and even if there were

She used a chocolate toffee broom to fly over and pick up her beau, Willy Wonka, and take him to an orgy of mangoes and heart-shaped badonkadonks at a bar called the Rusty Pentacle

Soft supple caresses were the touch of a mother on her sweet permanently sleeping newborn's cheek. For give me for giving you the dying gene.

but no hamster would get these luxuries. The best Snuffles got was a silver wheel and nuts on china.He cried and in the middle of the night snuck off with Pinky and the Brain.

: "It's for the torchlight procession." I laughed heartily, but not she. Later, all donned hooded red robes printed with horned beasts & marched. To cheer the Devils at Prudential?

bone. Now this hurt will be buried inside like bones in the backyard. I like bones, being a dog and all. I know what you're thinking, but yes, cats and dogs can live together.

she used to play with her voodoo dolls. The city life held many fascinations but none compared to the secret thrill of cursing an evil person. Amanda had come here in search of new

The yogi and Abraham ran headlong into the wild dart guns at the ready. Their minds on Rhino preservation. The poachers were too close to the black rhino."You aim for the front man

singing debaclely about his many feats,mostly bedding some girthy chamber maid or boring some dullard politician. I hated the Blue Ball Prince. I would become the Red Ball Prince!

Since we can't edit our typos and mistakes that we make between moments in our busy lives, they lay bare before the all of Folding Story's Motley Crew. But dagum it we love it here

were lots of vines hanging and some sort of whirling purple mist that might have been covering a pool of water. The boy leaned over the edge of the misty cloud to see if he could

her plucked pigeon Smooze wearing sunglasses and a sombrero. I captioned it " A poor Mexican's Thanksgiving." My daughter text me back "LOL" Then she called bawling mom I didn't

"Oh but I do." He clammed his clammy hands together in excitement, grabbed the can of Cheese Whiz and moved in for the cheesy thrill of it all. "Please don't do it, I am begging yo

Intent? Josie thought. Is that like when I want to have tea but then the person says no and I try to force it down there throat? or is it the other thing where I send out emails?