well, seven out of eight ain't bad. Nobody's perfect, right? -- Blinking at the blank looks from his target audience, the bawdy bard tried a different approach.

cology is the best singer ever. The Sayicology ghouls invite you to the back alleys, their natural habitat, and then start doing tribal dances with tin cans and soap boxes.

N The Tears is blasting from under the aqueduct where several Romani men were parked in a circle. Whomever it was that just whistled made the Romanis look around and they saw me.

His mind was riddled with long, thin, hard, phallic objects...the same objects that stuck up out of my bathtub and sink...even out of my bed...and, on a few occasions, out of my

without swim trunks!" Talvepaev tried hiding his nakedness. Hi boss just laughed. "We all had to go through the initiation." You want to be a Polish Polar bear you Estonian basta

in the center of the back. The piece de resistance was the mustache that I placed squarely above the butt crack. Depravity a sharpie and burned body lead me to the dark side.

The last restroom i attended in Rome came with a blood tampon and a larger rat chewing on it. I vomited and discovered why some people pee on the walls.

with her alligator bag. It has sharply teeth that come out when no one is looking. "I need to get off this bus buster!" I shouted at the corner of the room, still tripping balls.

The only friend who really likes Zee/Zed is his X. She likes him because he is zippy she even copies his sound trying to be like him (Xylophone and Xenophobia). But he has enemies

ree was used for the wrong, and frankly, illegal reasons. Tim thought writing the code for humans, even if he was manipulating them to fight in the war, was the coolest thing ever.

tanks make vodka...Chinese tanks make dim sum...Korean tanks make kimchi...but American tanks...ah...good ole U S of A tanks make really bad soap operas and celebrity sex tapes.

His fans were starving for new ship material as they paired up his characters and wrote fanfiction. He knew he had screwed up, for his characters were based in real life.

s, but their souls were linked as close as if reincarnation had been real. Soljan stepped through the entrance to the alternative world, knife in hand, determined to kill you.

✌Victory hand dingbat...not too shabby for a starting rate of $16.50 hr...and let me be extremely succinct...I planned on bedding Peggy tonight and talking her into a raise to 18.

The mother smiled, wiping the blood off her cheek. She bended down, facing the child who had only known the color of blood and the smell of corpses. "You, of course," she laughed.

I intended to follow in the footsteps of Pierre Menard & write a book that has already been written long before. The book I was going to write was Oedipus in Disneyland. Molloy had

The American Restoration was a period between just after the 2nd Trump War and lasted until the 2nd generation Colony Ship launchings in 2103 under the Franken Regime. Some hold

Twenty three years after the cessation of hostilities throughout the former United States else, Alvarez, Texas continued their fight against the Trumpets and the Trumpet collaborat

In Stripes we had the Aunt Jemima Treatment. In Bachelor Party we had the rotating egg beater. In Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down we have miniature SCUBA divers. What hasn't been there?

having to ask my son and his good-fer-nothin' wife and kids to help with it. Darn PC's been a the fritz ever since ah downloaded that quilting app. Heck how was ah supposed to know