The wind howled, carrying the sickening scent of ash through the air, it whipped around me as I opened my eyes, sword poised.

I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa

The congregation eventually ended up excommunicating every member of the congregation. Even as they were excommunicated themselves they refused to see

Horatio Primrose lived in a shotgun shack on the south side of Avalon, Mississippi; he inherited the house from his Aunt Saffron who bought the house for three hundred dollars in

Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.

Committed to the cause of rounding up the whole enchilada I set my nefarious plan into action the moment it appeared that Adam had entered the Garden but before Lilith left for the

"I know you're perfect for me not because we like all the same things or make the best looking couple but, because you are my best friend." I watched him slip away.

I wanted to send you some nudes. But Large Marge and Hairy Hans refused to posed naked except for their feet. So here you go foot nudes.

In translating the teachings of General Custer from the original Martian dklopii I have taken as my warning Gen. Custer's admonishment to the Serenity 3 Survivors (Rev 14.321): Say

If I was to be buried in a field, would my personality crawl through the ground free of traffic. What do you mean we'll think later? Thinking thinks think when think thinks!

I was jumping up in joy while i got distinction for all my subjects, then i heard a scream,when i turn i saw bruno mars ............................................................

Before, you would look at half a lung and trace out the major features and maybe their function and that was it. Simple, done, no problem. Now, you have to know who's neighbor mito

When what you did turns into what you wanted it to be. Then I noticed the pen giving promise on what it could never deliver on and much to many making that buy. I wiped my redneck

The subtitle of Frankenstein is The Modern Prometheus. The modern was still the future. The he asks me about Robert Anton Wilson's Prometheus Rising but has never seen Buckaroe Ban

Twenty three years after the cessation of hostilities throughout the former United States else, Alvarez, Texas continued their fight against the Trumpets and the Trumpet collaborat

If I was giving my daughter away, if that still has some meaning, to a husband she chose , that last walk would include a Tango.

Dad, you ad reads: 83 AMC Pacer $1066 w/curse $8,000 w/o curse. "Como dice el Chino", his dad answered from behind the Funnies. "What does he say?" "Todo se paga, everything gets p

That's my seat he leaned over looking me in the eye. I screamed inside. It was only my first day and I

Lewis Grolshak stormed into the "Rec" room demanding somebody cough up his The Blue Magoos LP that had gone missing from his dorm room just now. "You ain't seen nothing", he said

Oh good, you're laughing at me. Well I'm laughing at me too. Not just anyone can wear their undies on the outside of their pants. Only superheros can look this special.