Being stoned at a Heart concert for blasphemy wasn't even on my radar that day at the Toledo Speedway. Nor was almost being run over by the maintenance guy backing at a high speed.

Some will say that it was a broken heart that killed him. We'd already seen that he had a stone of heart. So breaking it wouldn't have been enough to kill him. That is the same as

Then I remember how in Manon of the Springs, Papet wills himself dead upon learning the injustice he has done to his hunchback son, & by extension, Florette, Manon, & himself. Comb

I feel like the Cheyenne grandfather in Little Big Man who lay down to die but got bored waiting for death. Then cold. The snowflakes fell on his nose. He would try again next week

Just because I'm blind doesn't mean that I've gone deaf yet. I have but the latter was not in any way contingent upon the former. Except that it was because I was blind that I rang

Outside, in the vestibule, the grommet maker waited with her VP of Sales by the fountain. From inside, looking through the stained glass porthole, they appeared to be out of sorts.

Being barred from Heaven 2, even though he was the manager of Heaven 2, eventually irked Jesus enough that he set up a separate, more exclusive, Heaven 3. The first harp player to

Will the Rapture be able to find me if I move to Mars? If I get buried on Mars, can I still participate in the Resurrection? Will the Kingdom of God be in network if I'm on Mars?

It doesn't matter who you are or how smart, stupid can always get you; directly or indirectly. Take Aeon Peck, for instance. Aeon was on a space survival vacation on Io when Doofus

Temporal Hecuba was the granddaughter of Harold Hecuba. Not that that matters to our story but there it is. Temporal isn't even in this story past this fold. See to that, please.

"Ma'am, I don't know if you have ever been in the position of showing up to school wearing Kmart Blue Light Special sneakers when everybody else is sporting Chuck Taylors. Middle

"I didn't get a harrumph from that seraphim," God said to his Messenger, the archangel Gabriel. Gabriel looked around. "Which seraphim, Lord Almighty?" "I was what it was & never

God didn't create the world so much as he's running a multifaceted simulation of a world. A world where the 1st thing he did was create Seraphim; who's only job is to praise him.

"First off, WTF is this, "allow me to tell you my life story" shit. You didn't give me a chance to allow or not allow a damned thing. You just showed up already running your story.

Ike liked Wilkes-Booth Bootlickers, French Ticklers, & Apothecary by Royal decree Brothers bagels in the morning with his raw egg & kale slurry. It soothed his Hessian roots he was

Latrell the Male Model was not getting much work these days because everybody seemed to know how to model their own maleness. What with Instablam, Farcebook, and Twatters you could

I'm happy to be so sad for you. so bad for you. let me carry that weight for you. this sin of yours is lighter than mine. Who knew? I'm seeing it all through the framework I put to

In a vain effort to escape her roots, she changed her name to Hattie Carruthers. She was a Hat Check Girl at the Gentleman's Skating Rink. Born to be a Cigarette & Matches Girl, at

The numbers didn't add up. I had to ask for an official summation. The Higher Maths sent a low level Accumulator to tally my rows and columns. She found an imaginary number in the

Having lost the Philosopher's Stone three times already today, I felt it incumbent that I find us more suitable quarters to quarter in during our quarantine. Quarrels would be