that he'd take me to the people's court, screaming "Fraud!" and I'd be crucified by Judge Judy and all the expert witnesses the prosecution was sure to call. Shape hearing freak is

cook off or my name isn't Snivelly Nellie, which is wasn't but we'll go with that for now. My secret ingredient, aka my snot, was baked into my cake, charged with free endorphins.

So we all packed up and went to McGill's, and were treated by Chef Boyardee.

But he did get usurped which means he didn't get syrup either. He did get lucky though, in that he escaped from being murdered by the usurper. The world would forget King Henry for

of the nano projector, moves hundreds of miles away and opens a fishing store in a small seaside town. Strange to say I know, but we have to warn you about that possibility.

closed the palpebra tertia of her green expectant green eyes and, without making a sound, purred so that I could feel it all the way down to my boot soles. The Tuna sounded good.

It is fold a lots and i expose all props/ competition leave em stiff with all 10 toes dropd/my words wisdom proverbs in 10 fold stocked/on the shelf of your brain dont send no cops

A clippers lakers game from last weekend, by then the coors lights were way passed blue mountain phase. Ra reached up and pulled out a black box full of dominoes "lookn for spinner

I pointed over his shoulder. David raised his eyebrows, looked behind him & screamed like a school girl as a mountain of squirrels poured over him. He stopped, dropped & rolled but

Whoa. I am obviously so stoned I need to sit down, but something is telling me to get out of the Bates Motel. Maybe the drugs have me paranoid, but Ms. Bates looks a bit off.

-houses were filled with dead penguins with their livers removed, yet not one raven or crow was saved. Witches everywhere were feeling unfamiliar, even as they brewed new cures for

nce and shut the back door. She told the driver, "Step on it." She meant hurry up to the hospital, but the EMT ran to the back and stepped on Ava's friend's lifeless limbs. One by

loins. His new reproductive method involved mixing these ingredients together so they morphed into progeny resembling Groot. To his dismay, the little treelike creature got away.

and I but a witness to the maelstrom. I watched as the HMS Eramus was turned into wet tinder and splashed through the tides. I alone survived and untouched by even a splinter. My r

the scene he saw in his mind. So that is what he painted. Not that he ever gave it a thought but it was more like the painting was painting him; what he was, what he did. The faces

"I am a topiary," the Man With No Irises replied, hopping forward in his pot. "I need your help, Lorenza. My plants with sword shaped leaves and showy flowers, my irises, have

incarnated politicians. Trump denied it:"We made no deal to have our hell sentences commuted to winter wonderland packages with fur coat thrown in. Fake news." & swallowed a salmon

who knew me when knew what I was about. This wasn't it. My track record with 2nd bassoonists was deep into B# with picatta alegro in 5/13 time. We were in the last bars now. A bone

still in the original packaging with the original tags. Officially, she didn't have a backstory since the producers didn't think a woman White Walker needed one. Lilith was a popul

Everything, he denied it. Categorically and with all the eyes dotted and all the taus crucified. Newt denied knowing Newt & we believed him. He just might as well have been a salam