Did it seem too..out there? maybe a exaggeration? No no, this was perfect. This would bring attention to April, negative attention, that is.

For my next trick I'm going to turn this loaf of bread into the leap home! He grasped my hand and through time and space we accelerated. We landed in a desolate, purple landscape.

The Supreme Pisser was actually quite large, his muscles luscious. But his "pisser" -if I may- was the size of a Cornichon. He peed into the golden urinal, but all the women left.

Nodding, I turned back to my desk. I wondered if she feel it necessary to tighten anything else, being the person with the loosest morals in the building. But who am I to judge?

and corporate team-building events. Everyone wanted their own telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT. It became the hottest product to hit the shelves since the redesigned Easy-Bake Oven.

summarily blacklisted from ever working in the entire cosmetics industry again, as well as most food service chains. I hate life and all the piddling weevils that infect it. I like

-analyzed and found to be of sound body only, and even then, just barely. But by then, his Super Happy Smile Family Togetherness Campaign had earned Mao a dedicated following, not

a total hoax, and sued us for each day they missed tanning. The judge decided, in our favor, that they were not paid for tanning days, just for being tan, which they could easily

But Susan Spoiler McNaysayer told Susan Walker-Runner that the sperm bank was not for rounding up future meals for cannibals. Infuriated, Susan Walker-Runner torched the clinic,

-bt, as so often is the case with Communism and ponies. So Minty, the little green pony toppled that statue of Lenin, which by this time had turned green, as well. The ponies were

, a much cleaner alleyway than he had seen in the old town, an alleyway in which even Mary Tyler Moore would be proud to toss her tam-o-shanter. Here, even the rats washed their

stifle him with her traditional dolphin ways, and he bit a chunk out of her dorsal fin. That tore it. She knew she had to leave Dan that very night. While he slept, she swan out

tides and the Sugarbelles that Love Them, when an advertisement came on about four times telling him to watch Navel Crime Investigation...Show. So he changed the channel to see

my truck wouldn't start and my mayonnaise had gone off and nobody wanted to walk in my shoes. I wanted desparately to find a way out of this country-western song, but

the Quatelbaum children set spring traps around their hut and were able to catch Genocide Mouse as he was sneaking in to starve the family by eating all their rice gruel. His back

dagger skills with the help of logobot processors. Our leader lived in a Gingerbread manor house far from the fray, but had pictures of matchstick men on the library's walls. We

Little Rodney glanced over to the cafeteria. Charlie was all over it. He signaled Little Ping to get the Molotov sippy cups ready. No Viet Cong was going to get HIS blood money!

though the Verdant Fern Dioramas to her secret stash of hamsters. I watched as the Moss Queen lit one like a bong, all the way until she drank the bong water. "Who's there!?" the

It was a good thing Elsa was on board the train. She single-breathedly got the train running. In fact, it ran so well that she had to stop breathing lest she send us into the

to be seen, so Bunny sidled up to the rampion. It's purple flowers nodded in the breeze. Bunny glanced around one more time for the bald man before grabbing the rampion by the root