movie we watched at that foreign lady's house when she sheltered in place with her. All of the kids from the apartment complex did at some point. Those two needed to get a room.

were so blue. He wished he could tell Garret the truth about his feelings, but they were far too deep into this scheme. If Garret knew Aiden was in love with him, there was no way

D the Minister of Truth was there. Ms. Quackenbush escaped disguised as a field mouse. Mr. Wickershaven had a tortoiseshell who devoured her. They then conversed for one hour.

Arrived and ferreted them to OZ. There the Freemasons did their secret induction rituals and it suddenly no longer mattered whether or not she had buffeted the cladding. Behold,

to the circus on the other side of the interstate. When they got there their shoes were covered in mud. The ringmaster noticed and called Harrison & Betty over. "On the lam?" Betty

having sex with the motor of the motor vehicle

H Wandy Wing could do. Unless he hired helicopters to lift up buildings and rearrange them in a more symmetrical way ala Kandy Krush. The judge wasn't impressed but I liked her wig

to make irregular arrangements with my clients to get reimbursed what they owed me. Mr. T., for instance, was allowing me to shelter in place in his guest cottage. He expected sex

retain its original packaging and be kept in just the right climate-controlled environment to retain and accrue value. After I obtained this prize, I lived and thought like a spy –

I was aghast. I was to0 late to take my husband's seed and he shot his shot all up in the downstairs maid's unprotected womb. I shuddered to think what she new privilege she would

nny boy, that right there is the hero of the town." The mom replied, ruffling her son's hair. The caped wonder ran like the wind, carrying discount clothes and milk bottles and

Unlike that time she had flicked something else whilst quagmire had been peeking in with a camera. Peter shuddered. It really ground his gears sometimes, just like that chicken

, Southern, Eastern or Western, nobody was safe from the Falkland drums. Wherever you went, the drums followed you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Only the volunteer punks could withstand

Araidne the Lesser Gorgon. Nobody else would try to pull that shit. I couldn't concentrate on my maths. My empathy went off the charts on the low end. Who could Araidne be seeing?

far from knowing how to use his new dorsal fin. To his stepfather, who just happened to walk into the dining just then, he looked like the fish was shitting the boy. He grabbed a

irresistibly al dente. The flatulence, a serendipitous byproduct of my gluttony, saved me from the doom that met virtually all other human life. My only company was an IBS-afflicte

I considered the question, glancing at my partner. A couples adventure of discovery on a mysterious island sounded amazing. She gave me a slight nod. "We're in!" I said. I didn't

But Moon Doggy felt threatened and struck out with some fung fu moves. He took the butterflies by surprised and all bunched together. He wiped out hundreds with his first swipe.

Roseanne Barr, amongst other members of the Moo World Order. The steaks were high, she had some major beef and nothing, nor nobody was going to stand in her way.

heads. Regrettably, the four children were told, they would now be inseparable. Like conjoined twins, the filthy kids were bound by their mutually-tangled hair.