right in the forehead of the senator's wife. Good thing she was wearing the kevlar helmet she always wore for fundraising. Kids can be so violent those days because of those damn

Hint #4. It loves it Mondays Morning Meetings

... well, you can imagine. The more the gum mountain increased, the more her bank balance reduced. It was a sticky slope and she was stuck in the middle of it. Chewing it over, she

was a horrible research essay topic. (S)he decided to make a new fold and she began to write: "The effects of gamma radiation on Tardigrades..." Yes, this would make a great fold!

given a full jury trial. The elephant was represented by Mr Gator, a famous attorney from Georgia. "Ladees and, uh, gentlemen of the jurr-ay," Mr Gator began, "this here pachyderm

Some old guy with a cane, tricked out with glowtatts and artfields approached. Didn't know if he really wanted to help me or just take advantage, so I stuck him with my bee-fingers

"It was the guy over there" Said the ghost that appeared out of thin air, pointing directly to a small bush near the staircase. Everybody went toward that bush and

But what was a sentient mansion with a cellar full of tea to do? He offered some to them, and as he expected, the cops weren't pleased. But he didn't expect them to pull their guns

the frustration and redemption started to blur my eyes. but i knew it was not the right time to retaliate. i needed to play a fool for at least another fortnight.

So he showed up with in a bonobo. The bounder at the door pointed at it? "Where do you think you're going with that bonobo?" He whipped the invitation out and pointed out the BYOB.

ldn't clean up properly and would just leave a mess all over the carpet. Damn florescent lamp powder. I cursed to myself and poured a coffee. It was time to buy a new one.

weather friend only. Well, if Col. Danders needed fowl weather to be helpful then fowl weather he shall have. "Mitch, you used to date an Amazonian butterfly didn't you?" The plan

I had thought. Just as I lifted my helmet to cover my face, a roaring brush of more dust imploded over the nearby area. From what I could tell, squinting my eyes, an odd-looking

snorted and slammed the door in her face. "That's not someone I'm going to let into this house, Ha! Quality, my ass." So Mawma just continued

"Yes," Professor Plum deflated to admit. Then he harumphed, getting back into his role as Col. Mustard. "Scarlet, you caused a mess with this, this, mess. I intend to have you in

just as Lord Bouldermort is crushed by the hugantic space sphere, then re-appears several tears later on the edge of the crater it had created. Hermoine gazes over the still smokin

&caught the delicate scent of chartreuse. The pain morphed into pleasure as the thing sucked plasma from my pores, replaced by something of a similar consistency, but metallic.

This was all beyond Fred Flintstone's understanding, "Besides," his recently out from the caves mind might have thought. "My turtle lawn mower isn't mechanical. It complains lots.

His mother's head whipped around to give her a wobbly look. Brandy, didn't think the wobbly part was intentional. "Who ARrr you tshalking 2 and who you lush calling, arghh!" Last

By the time he came to his senses his nuts were swelling out of his chaps. She was gone with the kids. His swollen nuts had gone viral. He was fighting off offers from Tosh & Ellen