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The half man, Half-zombie said as he tried to sell his new cook book on the cuisine of the undead. The turkey's eye, which he held his decaying hand, seemed to follow me as I moved
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really happened. They tried to lay low waiting for the insurance money but the police were investigating. The police cornered the couple at an opioid den by the bridge.
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With was very euphemistic for something dirty. After he relieved himself. Reynard the Fox walked out into the street a new Fox. Someone walking by said,"Que dit le renard?"
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depleted them of their salmon. "We must get them!" quacked Montgomery. "You have no men. The infiltrators took them all" the young penguin said. Montgomery lost his mind and
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China which was advertised on Tiktok and illicit synthetics also were pumped into the market from Naples. People unknowingly were served Human cheese in burgers and cheesecakes
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I did by best to take the punch in the gut and hold my lunch in, but the violence reverberated causing an explosion on the other end. The smell escaping the pants my mom gave me.
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her/him to the restaurant of nitwits. Roger thought Samuel would enjoy this place, yet s/he took offense (as she was a nitwit herself) and beat Roger up with her/his tawdry heels.
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becareful not to leave out a cherry pie on your open window or Pineapple daiquiri on your stoop. It invites this would be killer into
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Parachute and hold a cat?" Something Sarah had done with her friend Patches. Patches and Sarah had tried some crazy things back in those days.
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he felt deja vu. A sense of repetition like now. The moment sucked him into the past cycling the beginning and the end of his dreams. For three days, from dawn to dusk,
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The lottery agency beeded to check Marta's winning $34 ticket. When she pulled it from her purse security arrested her for forging a fake ticket as the money was sent to the winner
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Bobby had a timetable worked out for when he took over dominion of the dark side. Cthulhu & the other Old Ones had let the survivors turn the world against them while they slept.
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created meat rations, so Master Splinter was counting on his restaurant's clientele to think it was just jargon on menu entrees such as Grub au Jus. (It was actually grubs.) Or
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ripped the outhouse off its feet, and the ferocious high-speed projectile Booboo spawned was enough to ignite the fuel to the speeding car, which resulted in another explosion. "Uh
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The rest of the letters laughed with Q except for P and well you can guess what it was doing. The girl at the bottom of the stairs knew she must break out of the basement. She...
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She walked into the pitch meeting with Solange the puppet Orange. The suits at Tropicana were cool to the idea. She got flustered. She was losing them. Then Solange spoke up. Heads
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proper acting technique?!" thundered Scorsese at the cowering shark,"We don't pay you to chat the actors up, we pay you to CHEW them up!" The chastened shark bared its teeth at me
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But Ralph S. Mouse was so tiny that no-one really noticed the spray of bullets. Lefty the Wart heard Ralph's faint expletives and swatted at what he assumed was a flea on his ankle
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the Royal Canadian Mounties arrested me for being drunk and disorderly; when, in fact, I had forced a Siamese cat on Burton Cummings, at gun point. The ASPCA Officers cuffed me and
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n enormous amount of bitcoin; enough for Dr. Goodfeel to take Nurse Ratched for a ride on his hobbyhorse, get her to invest in Poxagone, give the Poxariffic some free advertising.