This had been the 38th inspection of the infinity drive & we still couldn't find where the infinity was escaping. As it was, the legalities met, we had to sign her off as Fit for D

I told them it was dimensional fatigue, but did they listen to me. Well, yes, they did the 1st time 2 times. I didn't know those 2 guys were trying to scam the Temporal Bureau. I d

I have never seen the movie Castaway. When it comes up, nobody believes me. I tell them I won't see it on principle. It is just Robinson Crusoe for the You've Got Mail crowd.

The real winner was you. Instead of any of them, I am here. Cats will always be hungry. I'm not making a dent on that. I can well survive skipping breakfast. Time is a healer. Appl

Simply waking up stripped him from the warm embrace of a very friendly space nymph. Then to be confronted with the eminent showdown between his wanting breakfast first, then a show

Juggling overripe bananas was not a fad that caught on.

I oversimplify things, to put it simply.

Memory, I can never remember it. Both of my laptops could use a bit more memory. I think I will max them both out. One will be going from 8 to 16 & the other one from 5 to 16. 4x8

Time, I don't get it. I used to have a subscription back when I was in high school. We actually heard Pink Floyd's Time earlier tonight while driving the backroads. We like old cem

His scattershot rendition had most of them dropping to the floor looking for cover. Never had the National Anthem been received with such a reaction. The death threats started imm

Both teams were scored as Forfeits and their cheerleaders were dispersed throughout the Federal Witness Protection Program. Not all of them got a Tommy Lee Jones type, and for that

In spite of the what the jungle music in the next room might suggest, he really wasn't as deranged as he was made out to be by the press. The duck sounds you are hearing are not

To anybody but an egg, being described as "Sunnyside Up", should be a nice thing, right?

Things my coffee forces me to think about: my global dickprint, Yuppy memorabilia, hipster doofisms, escrow accounts in 4th world countries, the children of Juan Valdez (Which hal

Half of them were donkey. Most top/bottom, then left/right. Then there were a few that were exactly half inside and outside. There the variation was: human outside/donkey inside or

It was my first week as a cub reported for the Grand Rapids Book of Receipts aka GRBR. I was shadowing ace reporter Louis Path into Offset Park. He's received a tip that there was

The question wasn't whether it made sense to me but whether it made sense to the reader. The writer doesn't know your key. The writer doesn't even know the key to his own which is

What the writing is all about. It could be a grocery list or the plot to a badly plotted suspenseful comedy starring Margaret Cho and Buzz Aldrin. It doesn't matter if they're on b

Boyfriend and girlfriend changes into mentor/protege, into rivalry. The friends that they might have had are split between them like the vinyl. They don't publish to stay alive, th

I was being kept out from where I wanted to be. I would not wait for my turn. Fairness dictated my moment in the sun be telecast by all means around the world and to the stars.