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Mr. Sandbag bashed my head in/ because I told someone where he'd been/ the things that I hadn't seen/ just so that he could vent his spleen/ led him to murder me & nothing rhymes -
The fanfare was a bit much; and, somehow, free. It was not listed in the campaign disclosures. This was a time for Special Agent Macklin to shine shoes to settle a bet. They threw -
Entering the story like you just did is natural. It isn't mind control. You have free choice at all times but not consequence free. Wouldn't be worth much if it didn't hurt. Enjoy. -
The Mprinisn of Kopeck Prospect were sequestered into their own "ghetto" for their own safety. That was the Government's line anyway. Everybody knew they were in for a serious awak -
Look Leo, this is really good stuff, I can really feel like I am going through the apocalypse when i read it but you got to move it along. You've given me 734 pages & we're only 3 -
Oh the things that we could do then. Like jump on a cloud & go wherever it went. We always found our way back home in time for dinner. Then an hour of PBS & an hour of Prime Time. -
I was watching The Virgin Spring on PBS the day my uncle drowned at the Uvalde Crossing. I'm not saying that is why he drowned but I ain't saying it isn't. I'm just saying I was. -
Get off me woman and don't be a skeez. Daylight is on us and his shift is coming out. -
When it comes to deviled eggs, some devils are more appropriate than others. What you want is a Third Level fire devil from Third Hell. You can usually find them at the gym on Thur -
I hate to admit that I was not paying attention. Is it possible that I just ran over a baby that was crawling across the interstate? I knew I shouldn't have skipped Charbucks. -
I tried to eat my face off from the inside. I did a pretty good job of it before I got bored again. This waiting for the end of the world was getting old. I suggested to the block -
I over stayed my welcome at the local cemetery. My faux pas was bringing only one fishball to the potluck. I was supposed to bring the computer chips. I had no body to attend to, s -
I fought them everyday by doing what I was supposed to and not raising a stink about anything, anytime, no how! They repaid me by framing for the murder of my grandfather before my -
The problem with referring to the Cousin Oliver Problem of the Trump Administration is that it does a disservice to Cousin Oliver. Why didn't we ever learn what happened to Tiger? -
Pitch for a show: The Brady girls are out on their own now. They are all at the same university and sharing a house that Mike designed so there is only one bathroom for the 9 girls -
that is three sets of three. that means... oh, you know what that means. Best not mention IT. Right? You won't mention IT? That wouldn't be cool, man. I mean, girl. Oh, we'll make -
i fumbled my way through my arcane notes reading things I obviously wrote but not yet and hearing it through the ages, avatar after avatar after avatar, until now, my 13th incarnat -
I squandered my brain. I bet it all on the spotlight then ran away from it. The last time I saw my brain it was retching into a bin at a rest area in Western Australia. I do hope i -
Which ever of the two survived could clearly claim the child and no honor would be lost or gained. Either way there would be peace for a day. The idea might catch on, who knows? -
I listened to the whispers behind my screaming and told them what they wanted to hear. I didn't give up my soul that easy but I did give it away. I had no more strength left to fig