You're beginning to answer your voices aloud where other people can hear you & only you. They can't hear your voices. They already thought you were mad & look at what that got you.

Kevin like to have things follow their own schedule which is what he did. He only bothered with the lawn when it worked with his schedule. The grass had its own. Mowing ensued.

I told myself that I was only going with the flow when in Rome. This was the state of humanity in this universe. I could act like a brute because that is what they were. I knew bet

I got Shanghaied by the dishes and then by breakfast in the afternoon. Then by depressurization. Would I emerge a clean man once again? The tea leaves were murky. That says a lot.

"How many islands have you given you first born son?" "11." "How many did you give to your youngest son?" "7 & I gave my daughter 3. Why do you ask?" "You gave the humans 37." Eyes

I started designing bedrooms I will never see in homes I'll never step foot in. Concensus had deemed me unfit to board the Arkship. Something about my bloodline & religion. Jebus!

In the same way that Pittsburgh is to glassblowing as Acer is to Piedmont, so, too, is the remainder of this sentence.It is what it is. Can't sugar coat it although maybe I should.

When Loli Ynez sold her tortilla empire to Whole Foods for an outrageous amount of money, she had the painting of her father replaced over the fireplace with one of her as Bolivar.

The blunt force I delivered to his rocky noggin might as well have been the caress of a Japanese war fan, of the Hudoshi Clan. Not only did we have to accommodate the old ways with

I set out that day with a hopeful heart. My hopes soared when I ran into a generous soul. He didn't seem all that generous though. He kept harping about how I'd run into him with

I couldn't remember if I had run into that generous soul yet. I couldn't tell if I was only remembering the future I had seen in the past. I had to find my time in the timestream.

I found that my reasoning was sound but not smell. The court was still out as to if it had a soul to speak of. I counted the empty places where empty spaces could be missing you.

I am addressing you. Only you. All the others are reading this thinking, like you are, that I'm just talking to a general you not you personally. But you're wrong. I'm talking to

"I am asking on behalf of a fiend who broached the question, What now with our getting and want? As to who is this fiend, I can not allay you of that. He doesn't wear false glory."

Today, if nothing else, I learned the catsup was cold.

Having more than a passing interest in the dissemination of the information about what we can do in this age of steam dirigibles, I had occasion to visit Franklin about the lending

On the road to Ilium I found somebody's wrist sundial. I put it on and I still don't have a shadow of an idea what time it was. I continued on to Ilium. I wasn't alone on that trek

I paid Septimus Agricola in salt for him to keep quiet about what Octavia and I were up to up on the Palantine Hill. The Po carried away our offerings to our pagan gods. Definition

I thought that just maybe if I didn't look at it, it wouldn't look at me. I kept making a quick look just to see if it was looking but it always seemed like it looked away before I

Jenkins the Leprechaun and the head of John the Baptist were visiting Giggleswick having been misinformed about the town's squealing waters. The waters didn't give up anything on