"You were expected but this still was a surprise, Mr. Bond. I see Q is still up to his tricks on behalf of the British milkmen & teetotalers. Och, ye brakin ma heart laddie!" James

No more lamentations for what was and what could have been. They both are, in their own way. We carry them in our memories as still living even if we can't see where they ended up.

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I made the offer. It was out there. Would he take it or would I have to go around him, again. I waited until Friday night to hear back from him. I didn't. I figured he'd gone elsew

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"Driving home in the rain, I asked myself, "where do I fit in in the echelon". Hierarchy was new to me in those days," explained Quifabay to the freaks & geeks that were visiting t

Oh, so I've told this story before? Ok, did I include the part where the Indian burial grounds were bothered by some space tourists but the earthlings got the blame? How about the

As a VX junkie you will have lots of time to build up your vocabulary. Why dumb it up for the other guys? They won't know the difference. We'll take a spirally inclined plane over

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That child will be broken by morning or he better be dead. I have already spent too much money on his education. Crystal ball readers from darkest Sheenar and a necromancer from

Asymmetrical basilisks civilizations disappeared early. From generous Hispanic

I gave up the ghost but not the gold. But then they went & split the gold up & it went all over the territory & me there with it. I literally had my mind on my money & my money on

The rain came in waves and filled the backyard's low places making an island of the twins's sand castle. The sun shone right across the underside of the clouds that were pouring on

As the music shimmied its way across the room it picked up on the stories of its listeners. It got a sense of the zeitgeist of the room and adjusted accordingly.

The gunfighter entered Hakato's castle. The chef ninjas were ahead of him cooking up some mischief that kept his path clear of Hakato retainers who wouldn't need their rice portion

This one time, one minute I was six years old and the very next moment I was seven years old. I asked my porter, "How can this be?" He shook his head with a big grin a smile wide.

One thing to keep in mind when trying to keep in mind is that keeping in mind might not be worth keeping, in mind or out. I raise the issue to as a red herring to distract you from

But I didn't believe it. And I haven't to this day. I might add to the list, I might not. It will depend on if I can think of anything worth making the list. Maybe I should start

I almost had a breakthrough into my mind as an eleven year old. I remembered it from when I was that eleven year old. Now I knew what it had been all those years ago. I'm what happ

They say that Hugh Britely was able to conquer three star systems just by showing them his hair which he wore ala-Custer. It weren't the first time he implied a connection with