Then I realized that they were from a dimension where Omar Peck never invented the steigle device. My pity for them was immense. They might as well be single celled organisms.

I just realized for the first time that Martin Guerre's wife must have known that wasn't Martin Guerre because his feet were smaller and if the feet are smaller the cock is too.

I like my pickles crisp and she refused ever see that. I held my arms open to her. Would she buy it this time? “What color is my hat,” she asked me suddenly.

“What?! You couldn’t hold the humpback?! “I’m telling you Captain, that whale is the Devil! We barely escaped with our lives.” The Captain knew Starbuck was right but damn! They al

Really got over the mountain in her red pajamas but she came! Oh man, she came alright. She came down like an avalanche and buried all us sinners in her slime. Make way for the Who

I think where I was going with this one. Probably down some sordid street in forbidden knowledge. I don't know. Perhaps a maybe is in store for my future. It could happen. I guess.

I heard thunder and I thought, "could the thought bring the thunder?" To test this theory I needed an Earth like Planet that was spherical and located in a perfect vacuum. I asked

I asked the Cosmic Consciousness to consign me to the brig but they refused. "Look CC," I said. "I know you know who I am so you know that I am good for it. Come on CC, cut me some

I got a little bit grabby and she didn't stop me. "You don't need to steal anything in here Miss Manners, it already belongs to you." I meant something else but there it was in the

Some say that I overuse the comma. I have to. It is the only way I can get to a chameleon; after a bunch of commas. Their skin can be red, green and gold, red green and gold. Boy

Boy Toy de Jour on call that morning was Trent but he claimed to be spent. We called in the supernumerary, Omar Peck. This was before the steidle device. Long before. Omar had been

I thought it might have been Dirk Dently, but I couldn't say that. Could I. The man in the moon told me something long ago, when I was bright. He said, "Its ending one day and you

"Creeps checking up on creeps is like crepes cooked on the wrong side of the pan." So began, Quirfaghbai, that late afternoon in November. He was letting us share his sauna because

The guards were embossed into the living rock and their names taken away. Through the long ages they forgot they ever had one. They recognized each other by their missions only.

I got the message too late to change mine. What went out, went out. Karma said there would be drama and not for me to dip into my dogma. "Don't be phlegmatic about it, either." I

We can not allow Time Travel to be available to just anybody. Any changes to the past will have reverberations that will eventually catch up with us. Who knows who we will be then.

It's true. Sometimes I don't really dig deeper than I have to. I might not like what I bring up. I'm talking to myself aloud, again. I thought I'd left that little bugaboo behind.

I watched the space between the buildings to see if it would expand with the heat. If anything, it looked like it got smaller. I shrug my shoulders & get back to wiring my doomsday

You are seriously not playing Blue Clyde right now, are you?! One of my favorite tracks, "REVERBS (live in Chernobyl)". I don't know the rules anymore. A garrote goes where? Thats

The bed of the truck was much too small for the smallest of the 3 sections of her new couch. The seller had told her to bring a trailer. She brought a mower trailer. "No refunds."