For most of history, humanity has seen itself as the center of everything. Against the vistas of human endeavor, each universe fails by leaving humanity bored with Nothing. If IT

Did Guild of Tarts jump the shark with this week's episode, A Long Knight? The Deus ex machina bit where Ari kills the Queen of the Dusk with her father's straight razor, although

"You are wrong..." The Court's collective gasp drowned out anything the High Herald might've followed those 3 words with. The New Queen looked at him & then them. "Off with his cod

"Of course I have spies in your castle, Ser Baalister. They were my castles before I made you Steward. I even know what you shit out before I know what I shit out. You've not been

The Ginormousants were eating their massive quantities of Chunkys. They maintain a direct portal to the original production run of them on a loop. Infinite Chunkys for everyone!

Orange Juicer, the superhero, was lounging around his secret underground Orange Julius with a couple of his lethal Anita Bryants when the Red Juicer Phone started Juicing a problem

El Pato Elado was entering the lobby of the Galactic 1ST Bank of Titan carrying a 5 gallon bottle of ASSWIPE branded purified water when his credentials didn't pass muster & he was

For those new to the game, let me make clear that anything that I right any wrong, I like to sit back with a chilled glass of ASSWIPE bottled water. Obviously, outside the bottle.

I hear you asking how, if I forgot her, was I able to tell you the story of my forgetting her. I can only point out the dying horses in slo mo over there behind the middens. Trod

Back at your cubicle at work, on the 13th floor of the Mucous Building but better known as the Home Office of the 1stt Galactic Bank of Titan, you're up to your ass in TPS Reports.

I saw the curtain fall on me but forgot it immediately. I only saw what they told me I saw or did to see it done. That is when I saw McPerla mixing it up with the locals in a dive

“How come you don’t like vacuuming with Mally,” Deidra asked Presumption Tolkienopulus. “Because” was her answer. That seemed reasonable to Deidra. She activated the Mally & presu

My sausage like fingers coupled with my nemesis, autocorrect, had burned me again. I swore again that would be the last time. I was so earnest that my tongue forked lightning!

I never realized that Woodstock took place the week after the Tate/LaBianca murders by the Manson Family. It is possible that Sharon’s Woodstock ticket was on the nightstand next

Toby never knew he had a grandfather let alone a rich one until yesterday when some guy named McPerla told him his grandfather was dead and left it all Toby. McPerla gave him 96546

I got off at Turnball Station and ran into Erdös boarding. I hadn’t seen him in 17 years. He saw me, beamed. He pointed at me & said, “Toni Basil!” “That is right, that was her. “

Believe you me, that the third and last time I will God’s instrument on Earth. The pay sucks and I can’t have any women. Fuck that whole move this mountain through faith shit. I’m

I lost another bit of the little dignity I have left, this morning, when the cats refused to fess up to which one ordered the small. It didn't matter, they were getting both. But I

I thought I heard a ruckus at a scene where modernity lost its last soul. Unshod feet of the masses of disheartened descending the pyramid temple steps make a soft sussarant noise.

Let us sit together, side by side, on this bench that still bears a bit of flesh of Theseus. We can sup on pomegranates from Hades’ sideboard and tempt the Fates, Furies & Graces.