Before you laud Bligh for his great feat of navigating back to civilization, don't forget that the only reason he had to do that was because his crew repudiated his command style.

My Marina del Rey girl's pussy did not taste like Pepsi cola. It tasted like an equal mix of Massengill and Geritol with a freshly ground ginger splash. She hasn't come up for air

I don't know if she was a sandwich artist or not but she was really enjoying herself & it carried me along. "Hey 19" by Steely Dan was playing when I got in the truck. I laughed.

I was standing against the stop sign/bottle opener when Squirrelly dared me to eat Chuch Wagon dog food from a paper bag. I did and I liked it. She knew I would. "You're my first

In the build up to Armageddon the world was faced with a 2nd round of biblical plagues; It started with the Australian fires, then the plague of locusts, Kobe, and then COVID-19.

Having foreseen all of this on the day of Creation, God moved a thunderstorm destined for Nairobi in 1348 to South Texas in 2020. He forgot to inform the thunderstorm. Swahili was

I was finalizing the month's summary for the Penske Account when I somehow ended up breathing in a brick of air. I'd heard of chunky air, while in the Philippines. This was new.

“I refuse to sleep in a house where the cupboard doors are left open haphazardly,” she told him. Ted knew then that being struck by the body parts at the candidate’s debate had

A porter unfolded the gondola’s steps as the tony woman led her party up onto the boarding platform. The porter was well acquainted with these dowager types. The Occidental Express

Kevin Blake mentally kicked himself again at finding himself boarding another dirigible just to get away from another marriage to a local chieftain’s daughter. This time, the woman

Keifer Umbrage wasn't completely unhinged but all his screws were loose. One of them was only holding by two or three turns. After a decade of urban pacification experience, one

I guess I am glad that we don't know how to organize an ad hoc food distribution event. Even with the National Guard involved. We're not ready for that Amerika. It also saddens me.

I understand the visuals involved. Nobody wants to see soldiers at the fence. SOP calls for locals to fill that role. The soldiers will move on to the next mission. The aftermath

Instead of a veteran of urban pacification operations at the fence lets give the clip board to a local teenager who usually works as an accounts payable clerk for the county.

Let us use all local law enforcement resources in the county at the fence so that nobody sees that the operation is actually a military operation. Criminality will voluntary take a

If an issue should arise make sure to send in local Officer Headknocker who's mere presence is designed to escalate any issue, even if it is only a confused old man. Trigger happy.

Officer Headknocker sees any degree of questioning of his actions as a full assault. Anything higher than a whisper and he's already calling you to "tone it down". His hand on his

I get it, you don't want to get your military resources bogged down with the niceties of treating people like people. Get them in & out and let the locals handle the aftermath.

Deputy Headknocker instructs me to drive up & talk to the woman in charge. I drive up 5 feet but the W-i-C won't move out of my way. I stop. Headknocker yells, "Keep moving!" WTF!

Headknocker is pissed because I didn't run over the woman in charge. She is mad because I'm trying to not run her over while still complying with a trigger happy deputy. A screw is