Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

I'm late but I'll do because I don't wan't to late more

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

Sign seen at a Visigoth rally: Vandal lives Matter.

I have a feeling that Trump is going to be pardoning a lot of Wise Guys before he runs for the hills. Thousands most likely. Well, he can't pardon them from state charges.

This was the kind of place that if this story was a story about that kind of place, this is that place. The kind of place where waiters know your name & in which direction to spit.

I know a lot of you will not believe me about the horseradish mustard on Jewish rye. You're going to go out to a nice deli & order pastrami on Jewish rye with horseradish mustard.

Note to self: Never, never, never, ever again use horseradish mustard on a Jewish rye bread. Never. It is a wrenching experience that would make a Luddite question the furniture.

Darn. Now I want pastrami. I live in the sticks. We don't have pastrami around here. They do have a turkey pastrami at the grocery store. But that is NOT pastrami.