“Look, a million bucks, take it! Give me the vaccine!” Kyle gazed briefly at the bills & smiled, “I can’t do shit with your money, Bro. The zombies don’t want it; they can’t eat it

The problem with parents is that they installed the majority of your buttons and they know how to push them. They usually coupled it with using your full legal name when dressing

The standard space claim protocol was to stake your claim first by literally placing a communication stake on the asteroid first. Even in space possession is 90% of an argument.

Sitting gingerly ahorse the battered paladin scanned the valley below him. Wounded, alone, and deep in enemy territory. He had made peace with having seen his last sunrise. He drew

After a couple of months, everybody was amazingly comfortable with each other. I would often sit in the living room in boxers and a tee shirt watching television, or reading a book

The Werewolf Travel Federation ( W.T.F) is a prestigious study abroad program specifically for college students diagnosed with lycanthropy. The organization often partners with the

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You know that moment when you watch 900 crates of diamonds drift off the sea like Jack from Titanic?No? Let me rephrase. You that moment when you know you’re totally fired?

I have twenty cupcakes. Twenty chocolate desserts topped with dark icing up rolled up neatly in twenty matching wrappers. Twenty. My number of targets just increased to twenty one

It happened again. Not really. It was a different anvil and it hit me in a different part of my head. But it did seem very reminiscent of the other time an anvil fell on my head.

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To break the barrier was next to impossible in the dictionary. As it was in real life right now. It was done pretty regularly now. But nobody had come back. They were overshooting

Ucish had tried to breach the barrier countless times in his youth. It had been 57 years since she'd tried. They were done with it. Until Col. Taylor's hat flew out of the barrier.

The hat was still wet from when he put it down on the counter, in a puddle of coffee. A puddle of coffee 59 years ago. He hadn't noticed it. She didn't notice until he was leaving.

She had mentioned it when she was originally questioned about the incident. The wet hat. But it was never brought up during any of the official investigations. Nor in their orders.

“Looks like another case of remote trepanning gone awry,” Detective Joe Mima said over his shoulder to his partner, Detective Felicia “Nematode” Pnemnahdhotte Von O’MacDougal. “How

As I watched my baby cousin open a Christmas present while wearing a mask I’m stuck by the realization that this is the Christmas of 2020 she’ll be talking about to her grandkids.

Ariela Conquest sometimes thought such lofty thoughts that her nose bled. On her deathbed, she told her sister Vanessa, "I leave you nothing but silence and the wound of my absence

It came so often: waking, sleeping, whenever. "Who will scry the onions now, Marta?" She didn't feel safe in her little cottage near Preskoblask, or in her own body, or mind. Marta

The Electoral College Oracle spoke of the President that was to come. The Electoral College had cast their votes for President in 2055, the 1st year someone born in 2020 would be e