He was a Murder Hornet, she was an Africanized honeybee. Science, the queen, biology - all said their love would not last, that it was just a buzz in the night, but they proved

When I misplaced my face at the wall, I had to get a surrogate personality for the day. I'm on my third regen and this was the first time I've ever had to use one of those. Icky.

zquffE kept telling me the sounds the Earthling was making was some attempt at communication. I thought as well, at first. Looking closer, we discovered it made sounds from various

"Sidney Powell, it was so nice of you to accept my invitation." The Kraken was as gracious as he was purportedly monstrous. "Of course you didn't know any better, but

Hrengor the Beholder regretted the one joke he ever made, when he met Solzhenitsyn. "Even the broth of imaginary fish is still better than the meat of incarnation, eh?" Well, this

She heard them scurry through the wall, dragging their prey to their fate. Pitter-pattering across inner sanctum gates, leading them screaming, crying. The Queen patiently waits.

Your Honor, my client is blameless. He had just finished a grueling 10-hour final exam at the Flay Culinary College, when he stuffed the ballot box with cream cheese and pimiento.

Brutal is the word that comes to mind when I think about that day. She didn't hold back. She nailed him right between the eyes with her first comment and didn't let up until he was

One must remember that General Custer, the time-traveling cyborg mercenary from the past/future, was just as often seen as the bad guy whenever he was involved in something. Losers

The scheme worked like this. Steal pet. Leave random demand: cash to app. Meanwhile, sell pet on street for $10 with ransom receipt. Buyer has cheap pet & possibly ransom money.

Wallace was a genius, but, because of the Great Depression, he dropped out of high school and worked as an Usher at the local Movie Theater. It was then he decided to be an actor.

Wallace was a genius, but, because of the Great Depression, he dropped out of high school and worked as an Usher at the local Movie Theater. It was then he decided to be an actor.

"Ok, one more. Wait. Helen, are you breathing through your knees already? I told you to tell me as soon as it started. How long have you been breathing through your knees? Helen?"

When I confronted the gas masked socialite about her gallivanting all over the hobo camp without keeping social distanced, she showed me what goes for a smile from her. I melted.

The fog, the sudden car, the music conspired against my better spirits. It turned into a fast pursuit in the fog on a treacherous road. I had to do what Helm, Flint, or Bond didn't

I was driving through a thick fog listening to Super Agent. I was alone on the road. The first of several sharp curves was just ahead. Suddenly there was a car behind me in the fog

It was good that Tesla included the “Eternal Battery” choice on their Model Z; the vaccine line was hours, days, long, and the road ahead cluttered with gas-deprived heaps of junk.

a lost soul implies a had, implies design, implies being found, Why ascribe sadness to the soul? It is beyond this & that. It is above pulling over and asking for directions as his

China Man was rapping in the back when the Fedex guy delivered a large case of Crayola crayons. The music was loud and nobody heard the Fedex guy at the door. He left it behind the

I ain't not well. Not even close to how far. Still, the sun was shining and the clouds didn't seem menacing for a change. I ventured out for a bit of melted beef a cannibal sold me