Old McTook wasn't really the original McTook. When he joins our story he was a wizened perpetually drunk doormat on a pleasure barge working the asteroid belts from Jupiterside. We

With my hands elbow deep in the chicken entrails, I was elated. Finally, I was practicing necromancy alone. "Daddy, what is necromancy?" I dropped the mango. I didn't say it aloud.

The last thing that Cedric's father told him was, "You must be able to say something of merit on every subject." His father exploded 20 minutes later. There was no inquiry. A duke

All the times that Detective Manatee insists he is retired and yet he keeps solving crime after crime both here on Earth but the rest of the Core planets as well. He says he likes

I somewhat put out that I couldn't find whatever it was I was looking for. I knew it was here in front of me. I didn't see it. What did it look like? What was I looking for? Like

Pearl threw herself to the pavement. Or collapsed. I don't know. I was looking at the Manson Mansion, across the street. She was behind me while we crossed the motel's parking lot.

Every morning that Flip woke up he would beat himself up over it. How can he stop this from happening to himself?

I was talking to her for 23 iterations before I realized that she had somebody sitting with her on the other side of the bar. No matter what she did, I just couldn't see him. "You

I'm back. For the umpteenth time, at least. I might have made orange juice on a grand scale. A whole production number with Rockettes, mermaids, unrequited likes & unfriending. To

Those buffalo girls keep going around the inside, around the outside, around the taint but none has come to see my salt-lick yet. It wasn't like this the last time I was here. Back

It was the orange juice. The very orange juice I had been drinking since I got here. I picked up my glass of OJ. I held it up to my face so that I could get a better look. "Are you

She gave me a look that begged the question of which delusion we harbored the best. I couldn't get my eyes to adopt the smile I was flashing when she said that. I mean, looked that

Consensus Management held elections today. P. Ennis won president; Willie Stroker, vice president B. J. Worthy, secretary; Dixie Normous, treasurer; and Phat Ho, communication dire

Hello Everyone, welcome to my guide on how to appropriately scratch your balls in public places. Step 1: Look around to make sure no one is watching.

(Y/N) was your typical person until the incident. You see, they were on their way to Maya's house. (Y/N) thought it was a good idea to trust her. Boy, they were wrong.

I could hear air moving around in my room. I had my eyes closed.I tried to bring smell into play but she stayed in the cabin with her rifle. It was the insect circus up in here.

Vlad was the kind of guy that already knew why he didn't like you before meeting you. His mother taught him how to do that for some reason. So I was already on his bad side when we

Then there was that one time when the four of us stopped Ragnarok so that Freya could go with us to the clam bake. That went South lickety split. She brought her stupid hot brother

My left knee sometimes gives out on me. Nothing too bad yet. It is the yet that I'm afraid of. What if my right knee wants in on the gig, OR THE FINGERS, yes, the fingers also. "No

I was thinking about myself we were both thinking about myself who too were thinking, each, about myself and so on and so on and so on and so on... There was a red plastic flamingo