"Look at Randy Orton, slitherin' - " "WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!" "RKO!!!"

I am being real with you. My words are real. Just believe that & find your core. Bisect that with these words and then build your world. Each connection a bridge to the Real. Sense

Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we

Whats a christmas cookie?

Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

The pigeon 500 was about to start. All the birds could hardly hold themselves still on the phone wires. Fast flash flappy was set to take the whole enchilada but ranked just under

That's my seat he leaned over looking me in the eye. I screamed inside. It was only my first day and I

I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa

The flare up of the Haitian-Romanian War caught the Orange Buffoon unawares, as usual. Any enemy of a shithole is bound to be worth extorting for something, Orange Buffoon thought.

Slappy the the mad clown and General Custard met at a park on the way to the world famous strip club in the south of Brazil. It was time for a

I call her the Laugher because it was her voice that broke the silence; or more like her laugh alerted them we were here. She's back there too. When the demons come for her I hear

Twenty seven years later and she betrays me to go out and get what she said she never wanted again. Her home. Pluto; or what is left of it. How was I to know that Musk's offer was

Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.

"Yes, pressure, the demon of space," said Captain Jameson in Naked Space which is just next door to That Other Space in outer space. That is what I heard and that is what I am tell

I was watching Pickup on South Street 1953 when I stopped to shout "No, I'm a Real One, Fred MacMurry." but something always held me back from doing so. Something or someone.

I made no such promise. Yes, I know people who know people Edward G. Everybody knows people except for the one guy nobody knows of never heard of until those moment. All of history

If I was to be buried in a field, would my personality crawl through the ground free of traffic. What do you mean we'll think later? Thinking thinks think when think thinks!

I only needed his wallet to kill his drunk artist against blowing up in my face. All the way down to Texas when it hit me. Bang! There it was all of this time right in front of us.

Before, you would look at half a lung and trace out the major features and maybe their function and that was it. Simple, done, no problem. Now, you have to know who's neighbor mito

Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA