"You know how I promised my next boyfriend wouldn't be a vampire or a werewolf?", Viviana asked her father, motioning toward the ethereal boy. "This is Henry and he's a fey."

I was in the future remembering a past that was still a future for me. Learning something organically was viewed as a beatitude. Presence to presence in the present, like of old. A

Oliver ran back "home" through the streets of Victorian London. He quickly approached the steps of the orphanage and was met by a ridiculous smell. Ugh. Feet stew again.

Obro els ulls i tot torna a la consciència. On sóc, què ha passat?

Good morning Sheriff. We had a break-in at the growhouse. They didn’t get much. But one of them was kind enough to leave her leg in our bear trap. Ma’s frying it up for breakfast

Maudlin Deeppockets was surprised at how many people were deeply offended by her name. Last night at the Captain’s table she had a lovely evening with Desdemona la Fitte. Until she

“You in that hat!” “What, you with the shotgun?” “Why are wearing that hat?” “Because Nun Ubiznesizzle.” “That’s a cynical view.” “I willing to die for my view. Ready to kill for y

Good morning, Mr. Bentley; this is your President calling to remind you that this time tomorrow you will turn 50 and, per the Constitution, be euthanized. It’s good for the economy

Noreen Carothers-Zvank was the type of woman that wasn’t a type. On this particular day, while walking her snake , she was pondering about Poi Dog Pondering’s legacy. While she did

Habia una vez trus

"Tyrone? What are you doing here? Black men are not allowed on this side of the city. If you get caught you will be in such big trouble and so will I. Please save yourself or I'll

I could hear a few of coworkers laughing behind me. They were gathered around T's cubicle. "Hey B, I heard you write erotic Golden Girls fan-fiction as blanche-boytoy69. I fancied

Somehow, we never got paid. Not getting paid is a real deal breaker when you're a mercenary. Still, being one of Custer's Raiders had its own cachet. We got looked after. Custer &

In a secret laboratory in Russia, scientists are working on nanites to change the world. Meanwhile, on the other side of the earth, a man stubs his toe on his IKEA coffee table.

In a world where gemstones provide magic, the strongest wizard uses... topaz and jade? Not diamond, the rarest and most expensive gem? Why is that?

"What's the Keyword of this monster?" "The Keyword is 'Thunder'. It's electricity-based." "Set our Keywords: 'Beast', 'Bullet', and 'Break'."

"Activate the Firefighter program to put out the firewall!" "Hackman's weakening because we're losing the connection! Jin, activate the Boost program where the fight is happening!"

I'm a big fan of the unexpected, yet humorous situations. Quite akin to calling small dogs such threatening names as Killer, Shredder and (my personal favourite) Slaughter-house.

Pit Bull owners will tell you their little bundle of joy won't hurt a soul while you get mauled by a 50 pound murder machine. Its even more ironic if they have a cutesy name like

Franklin was walking home from the ball game. The pitcher for the other team, that Charlie Brown dude, was easy to hit off. "WAH WAH WAHHH WAH!" Franklin's mom was angry about some