Lavender was everyone's favorite centerfold. No, she never actually posed nude, but she was always the model chosen by patrons of the Town and Country Fantasmatron. So clean and

The corpuscle Enid is gone. She and her culture were sent to the CDC in Atlanta.That leaves only corpuscle Pink Swine and corpuscle Dinner. But even there with half crews and a ba

"I don't know why you couldn't have just left me with Grampa on Mars. I had friends there and I wasn't the only ginger on Pluto. They think my soul lacking is the same as theirs.

Soul lacking lacking due process due process a lacka lacka do. Or nah, it's your banana but avoid eye contact. I'm telling you. Avoid it. Like the plague. Yeah, the plague avoids m

So I am hiding from the sentences. They only want to give me information but I don't want it. Their information is dirty; it dries out the skin. I know grammar got to them already.

By Royal Appointment. I read it again. By Royal Appointment. Yep, it still read "By Royal Appointment". That was definitely his name in gold embossed letters, they even included th

The hum was first. It impinged on my calm causing ripples of disturbance. Resonance waves were created that coalesced into Archangel Gabriel. "Big guy wants to see you." "He's God,

The harmonica notes hung in the air like indictments.

Faraway, across the prairie, their drums could be heard faintly. More felt than heard was their chanting. Their intent could be felt ramming itself against our wards. Another was

When I saw what we did to their churches I had to remind my self again that we were the good guys. I guess being alive counted for more than being right. Our lies fed their lies &

I heard my original intent still waiting. It was leaning up against the door sill gently rocking an incense ball. The ball reminded me of my absolution & that I hadn't yet punched

The other choice is the Other. The trick is that all of the choices are Other. That is how they trap you. You're so hung up on the extreme when you let the dog in the room already.

give me a rattlesnake sound, a dry river bed sound, & a dead of dysentery smell, if you secrets are worth keeping I won't be the one you should tell. Mere heartbeats keep us apart.

Derby O'burrituroni was an undefeated boxer. He killed every one of his opponents. He is 0 and 23. Nobody wants to be 24. It isn't that he is powerful but that he has your number.

Going to go see the Muffin Man and see if we can bury the hatchet.I brought both hatchet and the shovel it will up to him to bring the ground. If we can't bury it, I don't know wha

They tried to bring their head but ours had already claimed this world. The system refused to let their head through. That gave us the advantage in the head arena. It was now up to

As I was just now drinking my beer I found myself wondering that if my beer ever went bad on me would I be able to tell it was bad? Who would I tell? Somebody should know right? It

Maybe it was just as simple as saying I'm Paul and as I type this I am listening to Van Morrison's Into The Mystic. I am feeling fine, for reason. Beer is involved. You probably wo

Somebody is drinking my beer but I am here alone. The space station is closed for the day. Only I remain. I am the night Navigator this month. & I was only allotted so many beers.

"I know you're perfect for me not because we like all the same things or make the best looking couple but, because you are my best friend." I watched him slip away.