"Fools!" he cried, "Don't you realize that he who cuts the cheese also cuts the mustard?" His philosopher friends frowned to themselves, trying to sort out that statement. Finally

on the importance of irrigating one's dental equipment. It seemed that this academic torture would never end, as the reading seemed to go on for eternity.

Once upon a time, RissaJo became interim Head of House. With that power came great opportunities, but she didn't know where to start. Should she

7) Have a son 8) Play some Candy Crush because he deserved a break 9) Read some positive affirmations to get his motivation back 10) Think of more cool godly things to do

Then he began to contemplate the nature of language, the futility of communication, and the elusiveness of clarity and comprehension in a complex and ever-changing world.

There were buckets of Dante's marinara sauce, addressed to Satan in Hell at 3206 W. Armitage in Chicago. They had to be put in the cooler, where Dante wrote "The Inferno.

Westley unintendedly launched a photon torpedo towards Bedford Centauri instead.The bridge went deathly quiet as the crew considered what had just happened. The a redshirt started

"You'll never get me to talk!" blurted the old elf. I very much doubted that. I would have him confess to the kidnap of Rudolph before boxing day was over.

That's what she said.

Trip too the local alchemist and ended up living as a shop cat. Shop cats were able to sniff all packages and authorise al all transactions involving paper money. She was award

rcerors ingredients. When she picked up an empty pot with her old potholders created wonderous boths & casseroles. He was holding them over the burner. "You should burn these.Yech

It was covered in a winter's worth of dirt, like a hermit who hadn't a stream to bathe in for the winter. At one point, it was red. It came to a tentative halt, brakes squealing.

quipped over her shoulder obviously angry. "I did it all for you! the wearing the pantyhose over my head the charging in unannounced and the taking of the silver sterling coupling

Any aliens who are willing to finish my food before it goes stale? I hate to throw it out. I cooked roast duck and make soup which I froze. I was watching "Duck Soup" (Marx Bros.).

coat-hanger. Dangling, Ken pleaded with Barbie for his life, but she ignored him. "You would rather be with Joe than me," she cried. "Is it something about my polymers?"

workstation below and begin the day's work, distributing storms across the globe with a variety of dials and knobs. "Thunder storm in Iowa today," Skyboy said. "Las Vegas gets

As such, I decided to move to Texas where I was certain bestiality was legal. My father disapproved, but I didn't care, even though it hurt. Can't a guy love reindeer? Santa had

kitty, puss, mitsu, stupid, or fleabag - take your pick. I kind of like fleas, but kitty sounds cuter. So now that we have that settled, I can go back to our regular scheduled

Girl just randomly ordered an Uber ride and Boy is the driver! He drops Girl off at her office. Boy gets a tip and promises to always be Girl's Uber driver. They meet for dinner.

stops my storytelling. "Don't wake your Uncle Steve." After the first round of turkey and trimmings, he was camped out on the couch watching football with his eyes closed.