something in Punjabi. Blasted Heath pointedly ignored Bhagavan and began to sift through the pieces of the smashed object, looking one person's for clues to the murder of

"Just so" intoned Sherlock Holmes absentmindedly, enraptured at the sight of sone cigar ash left on the floor. "In this manner you are sure to catch-" but he was interrupted by a

"I didn't melt them, Mom. It wasn't me!" In a desert diner in-between stations sometime late at night, Audrey Kregler apologized to the waitress about the crayons and offered to

But perhaps you also might have thought to yourself that her number 1's tiny nipples were rather cute, and that he was toned without being bulgy, and his little patch of chest hair

before I got to see the 3I/ATLAS Christmas show, at least from this side of things. Maybe I skidded into a van full of ICE Bubbas, because somehow I ended up in Hong Kong, which

at the next table. "Just look at those two: drinking tea, holding hands -- so sickening!" thought the crypto killer before she finally got fed up and left the bistro in a huff. The

"Wow, dude! Never expected you could even afford a safe room, let alone a concrete bunker . . . but will we ever see daylight again?" Ted thought for a moment, then

perhaps overly sensitive to art and ancient artifacts, which Mom first noticed when she showed me Grandpa's jade cricket from the Tang Dynasty. Plus, the Martian invaders' music

If you don't want to play the game just say so, but please don't just post lame plays like "B" -- that is rather insufficient. If you can tell stories or gossip then you can write

"Vro, if you did it before you can do it again -- you got this." No idea where that voice came from, and that he called me "Vro" was disrespectful, but the frayed space-time needed

Well, it was only that one kid smiling, which was not bad, all things considered. As they loaded me into the ambulance I did wonder what I should say to that kid if I survived. Hmm

have to learn proper English, one imagines." Meredith Marigolds was somewhat concerned about this year's crop, and whether the language might be completely destroyed by them. "Hmm,

"Fail fail fail! As non-attempts go, that is one of the lamest I have ever witnessed! But may I ask if you are okay? If things are so bad in your house that you don't want to play,

Phil's sister Madeleine wasn't exactly psychic, but she could read her little brother like a book. "Can't hide love, Phil, but please don't squeeze or get cozy with my hubby." She

leaping upon the counter was a nice surprise to Hrengor the Beholder, who had been thinking of shutting down his interstellar food-court smoothie bistro. Hrengor blinked at the cat

cat whom he had disrespected for eight years, and whose comeuppance he thought he'd escape. Leaving that aside, the creature had learned some advanced Mandarin, which

Just so you know, it has been so quiet out here, despite whatever psychotic crap has been going on elsewhere. Please don't bring any of that here. Otherwise you are welcome.

but something wasn't right and possibly very wrong. Jeb's Pool Palace used to feel like a comfortable place to me. Some of us geezers might have watched as Brenda adjusted her

Mrs. Cavanaugh had a fear of frogs, which was an obstacle to her teaching career until her grandson's classmates somehow deterred him from spritzing frog-scent in her classroom.

It's a release and a way to comment on stuff, it's a way to play, it's a way to remind, and for me also a way to learn how to write more succinctly. How about you?