"You're not going anywhere," he said with such authority. I feel the weight of my body sink from my head into the cold stone floor as my ankle sits in his hand, dragging to

appeared to find him first&met him with a dirty look, seemingly saying "You BUTTER not!" The singular glare was enough to dull his craving&shock him from his cannibalistic stupor.

After some time, a small songbird flitted along and landed on her shoulder. She swallowed hard. Pulling a gas can from her backpack, she started splashing gasoline everywhere.

my halitosis is much less than it used to be. Don't scoff. I can't smell it myself. The damage was so bad. I never let go of my towel though. Had my thumb out the whole time. Ford

your significant other and then there's a knock at your significant other. This was a case of the latter. The moment just hung there. Neither knew what had happened but they knew.

I know what this is about you naughty simka. You're in need of D." B looked up from his not quite empty glass just as the jukebox started to play "Hey" by the Pixies. The cowboys

At no point did it occur to me that I might be tripping from the 3 tabs of micropane I had ingested. The fact that i was embedded in my bean bag chair didn't enter the picture.

He rained down on the gangster like a rhino in a tutu factory. Up until he discovered that the umbrella has distracted his attention from the shotgun the gangster was holding.

I looked at her and wondered. "Who did she think she was?". I noted to myself that Mary Jane and Stella were doing their job. I was chill. Gears were turning. The pipes were open.

a random stray on the street dropped me into a nostalgic reverie imaging a life where a song like "Koop Island Blues" by Koop was part of a vibrant life that I'll never know. When

soon, the pink puffball withered into nothing, the vacuum from without consuming the vacuum from within. Rest in peace, Kirby. We thank you for your service.

returned to the couch, he picked up a cucumber slice and tried to turn the TV on with it, then wondered why his paw was covered in sticky water. "Hmm. Someone seems to have changed

The destruction of the library's campus, along with higher tariffs on Chinese imports and a $400 million jet he got from Qatar. ... oh wait, that's our President. You were asking

is my nickname for Holland. The country has a lot of things with names that need shortening by exactly three characters. Let's name off a few them, shall we? First we have

Un adolescente lleva varias horas scrolleando en tik tok cuando derrepente se corta la luz y se escucha un fuerte portazo.

¿Está bien obedecer siempre a la autoridad?

Well, after we croak our successors might not necessarily remember us in full detail, or as we would like, or even at all. So, just appreciate and remember your own best moments,

Put the tacos on the platter and the junkers do not matter

sneakiest scoundrels in all of Europe. If it weren't for them, the giant bunny aliens would have already conquered the continent. But the inquisition forced them to look elsewhere:

So the gang gathered at midnight fully prepared for the plan. They crashed the party and each one of them took care of the assigned person. Lets have some fun!!