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sleeps with me. It gave me a lot of gas, and I felt bad for that, but he seems to have slept through the smell (I hope). The dragon seems to have noticed, but didn't say anything.
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Day by day, though, his dollops were doled out dutifully in due time. Wherever his journey took him, he needed to find a way to get more dollops, fast.
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with a schizophrenic man who thought he was the head of the Chicago mafia. I could no longer engage in his game. My husband needed professional help before I went crazy, too.
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The CTMT, or Climatological Tidal Model of the Thermosphere, showed that the sun's radiation was heating up ocean waters faster than ever before—and the people of the island had
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Since everything smelled alright down there, he continued to look for the essential nugget. He looked in caves, underground, underwater, and all over Timbuktu.
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had a beautiful, angelic figure, with giant white feathered wings and hundreds of eyes. It was a sight to behold: The droid stared in awe, unsure of what to say in the presence of
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an incoming meteor. By their calculations, they only had hours left before catastrophic destruction of the Earth would ensue, and they needed to decide
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were in, after spending hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets and winning next to nothing. If we had won, my wife thought we should buy a house and settle down, but I thought
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I can't discuss what happened that night at length, unfortunately. I'll just say that it involved a live, goose, duct tape, and
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unusable wasteland, turned into a price-inflated suburban neighborhood... but people are in the market for a McMansion as far away from their in-laws as possible! It's the perfect
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He whipped his head around and saw an approaching boat. From that far away, it was hard to tell who was on it, but the gunshot he'd heard made him think one thing: Pirates!
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"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?
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They decided not to tell Mary that her son could walk on water, as they figured this would thoroughly freak her out. However, they were pleased to have found the goat, and
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"Ouch," said little Johnny as a duck hit his head as it flew by. However, as the ducks began to drop the softballs on the ground, the whole community was pleased to finally have
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As it turns out, we must always strive to please the Righteous and Good Noble King, and his ultimate goals must become ours. This includes
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The spoons held secret clues into her family's past. Nancy had picked up one of the spoons and noticed a tiny engraving in the side, which read:
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he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground
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on your mother's grave. This was only the beginning of their torment and terror on humanity, and you watched in horror as
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Meat Eater and Disgrace went about their usual daily habits, which mainly consisted of eating their crunchy food and napping in the sunshine. However, since it was Easter, they
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"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the