I wouldn't even let the president use this glorious pen gold foiled and lined with velvet comfort gripping. No, this was a Queen's pen. The great Sneakiny came by night to steal it

The apple is delicious. I laced it with cyanide. I tried to give my apple to Snow White but Johnny Apples seed stole it & planted it instead. It grew a poison tree that Mr.

aylight stun Crew, and a very intelligent superhero came to save you guys from destruction.

Because her sister remembered, doing something similar at Jube-Jube's age.

Yep. That's Awesome! Got almost done with level 3. Got up to Google's Halloween Game 2016's electron Ghostiest with the Mostest. How 'bout you?

Daylight come, and I want to go home! I tallied me GreenBanana

we all cackled in amazement of what had begun. One fold after the next, we began begging for Tofu Skillet Treats, no cows here!

his thing then: 'Mahnjoong with the Dugongs' aka retirement,but intuition failed JMan. Hyperdog came early,the crime of the millenium, the black hole at the galactic center stolen!

At first he thought it was a lucky strike: the bolt shot down the chimney lighting the damp firewood he'd given up on & sparks shot like tinsel decorating the tree & underneath it

American idealism. After 9/11 there was no more to be found, anywhere. The shine was off those shoes forever. Now literature was all about coping with the loss of childlike hope.

nite Universes were not Hyperdog's thing. His sign was the Dog Star, he sniffed dark matter turds and caught galactic frisbees & his hyper dog sense showed something big coming. I

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blue fedora, he hung up his hat and coat and slung onto the chair. 'Huh,' he thought, 'A cabin on the snowy mountains, right?' A picture of Nutley hung in rememberance on the wall.

was secretly her panties in my nose and they fell out onto my desk. Everybody in the office looked over, then back...then snapped back at my desk.

that although on fire was not consumed: at least it wasn't talking to her like the Singing Cactus did that last time. She helped us get free of the snoggrass bush and showed us her

with unbelievers. The Great Pumpkin keeps a sharpened hoe for those. High Priest Linus watched vindicated as Cecillia was reaped. The rebel Marcy laughed an Patty barely made it

Snickerdoodle was in love with a girl named peanut brittle and they snuck away. Living in blissful sin they welcomed a son name soy sauce who was very salty. Soy sauce grew to be a

your last pre-diet days. You know so that you never gain those few extras. I kept the memory jeans to remind you of the time someone mistook you for a hot air balloon and

ccasionally people commented on cracked shell, the greenish hew of the yolk and the sulfurous aftertaste. "This isn't eggzactly what I ordered" they'd say but "Eggs Donald" was

vested invested! When you live forever investments really pay out.No pain,no gain! Ouch! Once he'd saved up enough Billybob Magee had his brain transplanted to a tank, no more pain