"Only Head & Shoulders Clinical Strength can cure your dandruff!" the woman had said. Oh, but the smell! More sobbing as she warily eyes the dark blue bottle. Dare she? Finally,

"Wanna ride my magic bus today?" I say "Take me to the end of the line, but I can't pay." Daltry says "Got no fare then your not going my way!" I say "Baby, I can drive my car.

Added sheepishly. Indeed he had done that, much to his mum's chagrin. It made it hard to entertain guests. That would never be acceptable nowadays, it was politically incorrect.

these are not the first nor second you touched today. You need help, my friend. One moment." The lousy bot enfolded me in its iron embrace, & made me answer some intimate queries:

camera had no film in it, but I needed it to store my photographic memories. "I'm not afraid to see untruths. Noone can stop me!" I raised the camera to focus on the biggest lie of

. It was Timid Pitt who whimpered & siddled towards Capt. Fisks tender. But Fisk would have none of it grasping Pitt with his claw. "A Captain goes down with his stinkin' ship!"

"Hiroshima mon amour has just died and its an irretrievable loss.", the neon sign spelled out overhead. I loved Hiroshima and remembered its stationery stores where I found my

, pedestalrastry, & plaigarism. "Can one desire too much of a good thing, I ask you?" Sir John protested. "For these offenses the magistrate will put you away for ever and a day."

She gave him an up-and-down & tried "Je voudrais avoir vos lèvres comme un hour d'vour et le reste d'entre vous comme plat principal." The waiter replied "Je ne suis pas dans le

Teamed with Faust to see how many strikes they could accomplish. Faust sold his soul long ago and put his ear to the ground in hopes of being able to hear invisible life to prove

Uncle Thelonius heard me and asked if I wanted to join him for tea. I accepted. "You can stay with me, " he said. His house was full of secret rooms to explore. One had a taxidermy

Saying, let's dance and put out the fire with gasoline. Anything to wake the world up! The silence of the sheeple was deafening, to say the least. The sheeple marched off to work

Over him like Niagara Falls. His new Timberland boots made no noise and he wore an invisible suit, like i that famous Ealing comedy. His camera no longer worked just when he wanted

The hallway had a golden door with a doorman next to it. The doorman was named Xemejius and wore horse gear. His hoofs were golden too! Zach and Zak agreed his Russian was fluent.

Fellow Aryan model named Franz Ferdinand. He played the Ondes Martinot so well that the mad Nazi scientists listened, forgetting their scripts. It was not propaganda, it was

,which wasn't half bad as chip dip.Course that was only after Mr.Snooks was among the formerly fluffy.He felt it was the right thing to do with world hunger & all.OctoMart had free

The gathering storm of world war preoccupied him more than ever. His black dogs returned and carried gifts he could never pass on. The first black dog said, "Hiya! Here's your

She'd read Libya was among the happiest countries In Africa.Hillaryous had her secretary book tickets to Benghazi.She knocked back a kamakazi & wrote in quillpen on washi "Dear Bil

The radio boomed, "933 LIVE, gets you talking." Mr. Cheetah muttered obscenities under his breath and rolled in his bead until he heard that the riot had just moved to his street.

He knew how to forage and find food that was simply there. He also knew how to hunt and cook wild birds for survival. There was a sense of being in the void-unconfortable for most