Weird Al Yankovic sang "Foil" and everyone laughed. Some of it sounded like he shopped at whole foods, where recycling was a religion. The herbal tea was organic. Weird Al was

one of them, for some reason. She had a phobia of trampolines since childhood. Her psychiatrist told her to stay off them and let him know when she felt like she was on one.

the highlight of my holiday and though classical music wasn't quite my preference, I figured

I browsed through the available programmes and chose one about the royal family of Exurbia. His royal highness King Quinn had three children and a beautiful wife, the onion queen.

But, deep down somewhere, I was proud of him. For him. Deep down, I cared about him. That's what always made it so hard for me to hurt and dominate my sub, Boris Pochenko.

Er. I was at the Maison Michelle restaurant with friends, and I ordered coq au vin. That was my intiation into the Reservation on the Astral Plane. That was long ago! Now that

He worked out some two hours a day. His body resembled a gorilla as he made his protein drink. Polly could not keep enough Gatorade on hand, and she would not touch that stuff.

For all she knew, it could have been. After all, nowadays retailers start putting out holiday items in July! It got her mind off the humid, damp weather. It was going to rain soon.

Please dance with me to the last waltz?" He said, "Of course!" It was the last waltz, because the place blew up but we survivec to Global Economic Crisis

"I would take you to the Paradise Steakhouse!" I didn't know such a restaurant existed, but Ian Anderson did sing about it in 1974. Was it still open?

Dress like the purple prince, and do a purple rain dance when needed. Remember the native American rituals when creating your own rain dance. 2) hire minions and practise dancing

painted beautiful butterflies, and amulets and flowers and fruit, and even the starry night sky with Mother Moon and Siblings Stars, and fell in love with the sea of the sky.

The house was shaking, then her fiancé believed her. It was indeed an earthquake. They sat there having coffee, then the shaking stopped. It was not their imagination! Next thing,

A dog-man. I am, in other words, a hybrid. Hence my fur coat and four legs and a tail. But, like humans, I can speak and read and think critically." She was flabbergasted.

Start out this way. All sorts of strange events happened and I became an artist and actor. I was shell shocked and thought I was Martian at times. I still do, but less frequently.

They had by that point formed their own government in cooperation with humans, but eventually rebellion began to stir among the puppies against their former owners. What happened w

My breath comes in short little gasps, and I turn to look at Andrew. He places a hand on my shoulder and gives a slight nod. I take on step forward, towards the

That caused quite the disaster. Just imagine if gravity not only stopped, but it all went sideways. The smaller planets started protesting

Freddie Mercury joined him onstage to sing "Fat Bottomed Girls", an audience favourite. The applause lasted ten minutes. Freddie vowed he would be back with a new album of his own.

Which translates as: Sr. Keeble gives me a wah-wah every time he rants about the need to defend oneself against the phantoms and zombies, but I know he is correct. Sigh. Where to