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A flock of geese flew west toward the setting sun, like an arrow of startling white giving Terry hope and piercing though her gloom. The doctor she called to treat her dying Father
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You want feedback? You'd better get back- 'cause I'm about to hit you in the nutsack. You'd better quit sounding like such a wisecrack. I don't holdback. And always counterattack.
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like a naughty child. Luckily, I realized spiders hate high-pitched noises, so I thought about the most blood-curdling screams imaginable and the telepathic spider's head exploded. -
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I am the blog-father; I explore the information superhighway for money-making prospects and free shit. So far, I haven’t unearthed anything to blog home about, but I’m looking. -
He sighed. "I guess this explains why the jobcentre used to put all the freaks in the same one hour time slot and lock the doors." The mutant bat with horns mused.
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Alien gods who appeared to me as heads in the sky in some kind of bizarre homage to the Lion King. They told me Jesus was a polymorph sent to suck out peoples sins so it could
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I was plagued the day I was born, cursed upon by a spitting gypsy, and doomed to a life of being the runner-up at everything. No matter how hard I tried, I always finished second.
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.. until the Pacific Princess dropped anchor nearby & Bob Barnacle was abducted by its crew. "You're not leaving this ship without falling in love," he was informed by the captain. -
tism was the rule of the day and I couldn't find where the buck stopped. Surely if I was REAL and not a HOLOGRAM, I could find my own way to the Light of Reason and Meaning without -
In the air, I stare, at folks who are naïve, and create rancor, and wounds of canker, for things I can’t conceive. Hatred is taught; devotion is bought. We believe what we believe.
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From a hatbox, Sal “The barber” Capuzzi pulled out a Bailey Gentry fedora, a pair of shades, and a cherry Tootsie Pop and offered them to me, exclaiming, “Who loves you, Dr. Who?”
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get tied in knots while ice skating on a slippery surface filled with salad dressing. If only there was more lettuce. -
and the three dozen other voices in my head all went back to my place and slapped the chicken on the grill, but one of the voices suggested I should kill and pluck it first. Hmm... -
do with a bauble easily worth $100,000? More pertinent to Fish & Wildlife officials was how I GOT the tusk. "Easy; my ex (who's now homeless somewhere) left it for me as a memento.
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Staring at own his sleeping body, the man wondered if he'd wake up after so many hours, with his alarm clock still beeping loudly. Still, he couldn't force himself to wake up -
himself down to play some poker with his pound buddies. Aunt Lu objected to her dog playing poker. She didn't like him smoking cigars and drinking whiskey either but she looked the -
gimlet-eyed winks and pokes into our ribs with his filthy elbows. So what if Wanda-Sue and I were lisbons? RODney was prolly jist errantated cuzzen he weren't getting none and we -
President Rabble-Rouser was in campaign mode; he went Don Rickles on his rivals; he captivated his base by performing a mix of Jerry Lewis and Norm Crosby: I emaciated the slaves.