the dead horse and started beating it with a ping-pong paddle. "CUT!" The director was furious. "Come on, Hercules! That's six horses now! Go practice your lines!" Hercules sobbed

clogging? The other clown staring at me --he knew I had lost. I cut myself free and crashed down to the floor. I was shirtless and everyone was laughing at me. Well, this was what

had made a good start on my laptop before it got a taste of the battery. I glared at the paneled walls, the dusty and yellowing chandelier. "You'll never beat me!" I shouted.

-asonal thing, for it doth happen t'wither it raineth or shineth. In the still of the night's snow, the cloak and sword doth sparkle, ensconced lovingly in thy shrubbery's embrace.

and I was DAMN PROUD of my uncut okras and their protective lids! You see, I was at first

all manner of things that other walruses couldn't imagine to do. This special walrus befriended a carpenter. Can other walruses do that? One day this walrus ate the baby oysters.

just a few lazy hamsters that sometimes walked, sometimes sauntered, rarely ran, mostly just lazed about in their wheels. No wonder there were so many stargate delays and lost bag

Good morning. I am the wealthiest and most famous person currently alive. But tomorrow, I will also be the most powerful. For I have seen the future, and it has ... uh... line?

and without warning something ordinary happened and I was on cruise control the whole time and missed it. A car passed slowly past my house. Jimmy Hoffa was in the back seat. Where

There are only a few people left here from the old FoldingStory site. I miss Chaz, MoralEnd, Woab, and all the rest of the wacky gang that I used to fold with, for better or worse.

"Who?" "What?" "When?" "Where?" "Why?" He had almost all of the questions answered, but there was one question he still hadn't asked. And for the life of him, he couldn't

said the Succinct Pirate. "r m8e! Wut ye be doin on me shp?" The Verbose General replied, "Well, sir, I have dutifully boarded your vessel, which I must say is an amazing piece of

swandive into the splendiforous portal of silliness that is FoldingStory, heart open, eyes full, loins gyrating. So how am I doing so far? Have I given you enough juicy words to

"YES!" shouted the Marvel Cinematic Universe producers! "The Batman is dead! Long live the Avengers!" But Batman wasn't done yet. He still had a trick or two up his cape. First, he

layed limp on the ground, till its breath became air. The fair maiden was thrilled that the fight was over and turned to our hero who was holding a

would get herself a nice, tasty bowl of nachos and snack on those while binge-watching "Tidying Up with Marie Kondo". She got lots of great ideas for cleaning up the army camp from

number of times. Three, in fact. But they came to the same conclusion each time: This cartoon was perfect for children of all ages. "Might Hercules" was greenlit for release on

Meanwhile, a train departed from Tijuana at 4AM with a load of coal destined for Durango. If Juan a Holanda was traveling at 60 MPH and the train at 90 MPH, at what time would they

I used to like that. My smile has been referred to as a nausea inducing uncanny valley. I didn't know how much teeth to show. Teeth together or apart? I was thinking about the few

When no one was looking, she swiftly gathered up the dead man’s clothes and carried them to an abandoned JC Penny’s—where her collection of charred mannequins awaited.