before I got to see the 3I/ATLAS Christmas show, at least from this side of things. Maybe I skidded into a van full of ICE Bubbas, because somehow I ended up in Hong Kong, which

Well, it was only that one kid smiling, which was not bad, all things considered. As they loaded me into the ambulance I did wonder what I should say to that kid if I survived. Hmm

, delicious spaghetti-o! Just the way my mama used to make!" He licked the sauce off his fingers. I could tell he was happy; he was positively beaming. "So good review, huh?" "Why,

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes. Antes las cámaras fotográficas eran grandes y costosas.

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes, especialmente respecto a la tecnología.

I could be free from this eternal charade of competency and finally pursue my passion for pinochle. The ladies down at The Church of Heavenly Heathens couldn't understand how

¿Quièn era Mary Be-ll? Maldad, circunstancias, època, què pasò, què originò todo?

J'étais 10 ans quand ma seœr était née

have to learn proper English, one imagines." Meredith Marigolds was somewhat concerned about this year's crop, and whether the language might be completely destroyed by them. "Hmm,

We finally took off. We felt the breeze on our cheeks, and cold icy rain filtered through our mustaches. We failed to notice whatever it was that we just bumped over. Sidewise bike

"Fail fail fail! As non-attempts go, that is one of the lamest I have ever witnessed! But may I ask if you are okay? If things are so bad in your house that you don't want to play,

Dunno. Why? I Dunno. But there might be a way to know, and that would be to ask Dunno himself. How might that go? - Hi Dunno! - You dunno what? - I not Dunno, you Dunno! So you

Why not just write in English if you are going to set it in London? We can't all read Turkish, you know.

they erupted with a violent orgasm out of nowhere. They'd been digitally manipulating the sensory cluster and had almost forgotten the surrounding context. "C'mon, let's roll. This

might be overshadowed and overlooked by some poor baby-man attention whore. April of 2026

but was also moved to mention that maybe more contrast would be better, e.g., "I never found a lover in abandoned shopping malls." Well,

By then, Olivia knew that a combo of optimism and boldness was the only way forward. However, she kept her panache in reserve as she entered the post-apocalyptic coffee shop, where

"Just so" intoned Sherlock Holmes absentmindedly, enraptured at the sight of sone cigar ash left on the floor. "In this manner you are sure to catch-" but he was interrupted by a

It was under the influence of Thomas Ligotti that I entered the nearest diner; which upon reflection did seem strange, given he was not usually known for stepping out. Nevertheless

Mrs. Anderson broke her chalk against the chalkboard, perhaps because of some sudden surfacing of a bitterly embarrassing moment to which she had a strong reaction. Her students