whole stalks of corn growing between his ears, and advised he used proper sandpaper, not Susie's sandpaper cat tongue. Gag. But a 25-ft restraining order is like an alien pony with

-down two-timimng monster that she was. But Megumi's lust for Godzilla went unrequited, for Godzilla had been rendered sterile by the same radiation that had made him gigantic.

Miss Betty nodded without thinking, realizing Boo-Boo was right. She embraced him in a warm bear hug. It lasted a while, feeling one another breath, and her heart warmed for him.

the Quatelbaum children set spring traps around their hut and were able to catch Genocide Mouse as he was sneaking in to starve the family by eating all their rice gruel. His back

dagger skills with the help of logobot processors. Our leader lived in a Gingerbread manor house far from the fray, but had pictures of matchstick men on the library's walls. We

but if he did he knew he was going to go kill his punk ass grandfather and if he did that then he could not exist to go back and kill his punk ass dad right before he scored with

Little Rodney glanced over to the cafeteria. Charlie was all over it. He signaled Little Ping to get the Molotov sippy cups ready. No Viet Cong was going to get HIS blood money!

puffing because of my cadaverous coffee breath. It's cool Hammy stays on one side of my mouth 'cause it makes me look like a hamster. Mom also doesn't know I eat the hamster wafers

though the Verdant Fern Dioramas to her secret stash of hamsters. I watched as the Moss Queen lit one like a bong, all the way until she drank the bong water. "Who's there!?" the

agents are pushovers. They caved to $cientology, Mulder never took a real case, and they couldn't figure out Dale Cooper's deal. The FBI really needs to get its kit together, man!

Though, he thought he was in private, he noticed he was being watched. Removing his arm from his mouth, blood dripping. He decided to make his first move. He walked over to..

ess, until it came back. The HESS truck. Everyone scream in fear, the HESS truck is here! Rockets launched from its side banks, decimating Santa's Village at the South Shore Plaza!

Here, have some e-food bought with your imaginary e-money. Enjoy this e-roof over your head. And have you ever noticed airline peanuts always leave the toilet seat up? Honk-honk!

It was a good thing Elsa was on board the train. She single-breathedly got the train running. In fact, it ran so well that she had to stop breathing lest she send us into the

was popular with the serial killers that comprise 4chan. Regrettably, the animal abuse website came up when he did a search for "naked men lying on faux fur rugs". Because Google.

night where his name came from because it sounded like a Liontaur name. He told me he was orphaned on the streets of Tarna, but with the help of a talking mop and a damp squid, he

Maize fiddled with the field radio until the colonel's voice came in loud and clear, just so Candy could switch it off again. By now, the elephant had led his tribe in a stampede

ing cars and giving them tickets. It was a Truth Support Group awareness gesture. "Razzmatazz! That ain't your run-of-the-mill regicide here in Swamp Poker Swings," said Hebetha.

Still unable to explain their mistaken identity, Pichard placated the Ghonadian Ambassador with naked lady drawings with nude mammaries, which were in the Enterprise's database.

to be seen, so Bunny sidled up to the rampion. It's purple flowers nodded in the breeze. Bunny glanced around one more time for the bald man before grabbing the rampion by the root