anything close to a medal, or an award, but a following nonetheless. If Mao's Mum could only see the amount of happy smiley people who watched his videos, then maybe at last she

perché Satre era un bastardo. Tradisce le carte e gioca con il cuore di una puzzola. La vita è come un puzzle, e al centro di essa ci sono parole che non si trovano nei libri.

real name, Gwen, again. So naturally he began eating fish whole, retching his head back and letting the slimy, fishy flesh sink into his avian esophagus. It was too warm in here.

several more years, until I had published my fourth book, entitled: 'I Can't Read My Own Writing'. I blamed mu illiteracy on the Dancing Plague, as I had not been able to sit still

, which was cruel of the Bureaucracy because everyone knows that in 1997 ShopRite did not carry gorgonzola. They claimed it contained gorgons. So he returned to the future empty

a total hoax, and sued us for each day they missed tanning. The judge decided, in our favor, that they were not paid for tanning days, just for being tan, which they could easily

But Susan Spoiler McNaysayer told Susan Walker-Runner that the sperm bank was not for rounding up future meals for cannibals. Infuriated, Susan Walker-Runner torched the clinic,

-bt, as so often is the case with Communism and ponies. So Minty, the little green pony toppled that statue of Lenin, which by this time had turned green, as well. The ponies were

from the potato, launching itself into the ether like a wish on a star. This was the safest way of voting twice in Flint, Michigan, and dammit, I just wanted to get away for once.

, a much cleaner alleyway than he had seen in the old town, an alleyway in which even Mary Tyler Moore would be proud to toss her tam-o-shanter. Here, even the rats washed their

stifle him with her traditional dolphin ways, and he bit a chunk out of her dorsal fin. That tore it. She knew she had to leave Dan that very night. While he slept, she swan out

scattered, refraining from breaking her fall. The old bitch was dead, but at least her cute kitties would not starve. Those cats would grow into super cats, adopting her mannerisms

tides and the Sugarbelles that Love Them, when an advertisement came on about four times telling him to watch Navel Crime Investigation...Show. So he changed the channel to see

it occur that to her that she was reason all her workplaces were getting burned down. It was clearly poltergeist activity. At 26 she was well outside the normal range for it but fu

We could see no problem in that statement. We moved along. This gets awkward when we try to talk while walking the walk of the talk, as it happens! Sorry, I got excited there.

my truck wouldn't start and my mayonnaise had gone off and nobody wanted to walk in my shoes. I wanted desparately to find a way out of this country-western song, but

hippets found on HowTo.net. Or whatever that site is. And not just Afghan rugs. All manner of Asian hair pieces. It's like a mini vacuum and comb rolled into one! You can even use

whole stalks of corn growing between his ears, and advised he used proper sandpaper, not Susie's sandpaper cat tongue. Gag. But a 25-ft restraining order is like an alien pony with

-down two-timimng monster that she was. But Megumi's lust for Godzilla went unrequited, for Godzilla had been rendered sterile by the same radiation that had made him gigantic.

the Quatelbaum children set spring traps around their hut and were able to catch Genocide Mouse as he was sneaking in to starve the family by eating all their rice gruel. His back