But he sure loves Deaths Door vodka! He is the best customer for it at whole foods, in specialty. He knew better than to show up before he got drunk, though. His car was repo'd

slipped into the netherworld, he worried about everything, but he woke on the other side with mirror-writing, level 1 poltergeist activity, and side-eye from beyond. His shooter

Her shark teeth showed too. A bowl of Jello was served to everyone, topped with whipped cream. She ate the applause and cackled again. Literally, the room became one bowl of Jello!

on my sleeve, & summoned a hansom cab. Arriving, I was miffed to find a mere Georgian terrace with no guards. The only "queen" there was a fop in silk dressing gown named Sherlock

remin music cued the next shot in the duel. Alowat primed his super-soaker and took aim. The blast was devastating and left red marks on his opponent's chest for days. The natives

"Screw it" she exclaims. She whips her .45 italian made Beretta out and shoots him in between the eyes. Little did she know her actions indirectly cause ld world war 3.

nearest pigeon caught it without flinching. "Looks like this vagabond needs to be taught a lesson." The flock stopped pecking and a black sedan bristling with firearms rolled up. L

"Caralily! What did I tell you about not playing with the Stradivarius?!." "Sorry mother" I replied, and joined the violin's game of Uno. The meatloaf, forgotten, presumed

A mallet. And disembowel my enemies with it. I will reign supreme with my mighty ballads kf death, marching with my enemies blood dripping from my face. Oh the taste of organs call

That translates as there was a Saturnian feel to the future in North Polymbria. The bifurcation of life became more and more evident. Sidewalks swallowed pedestrians and many died.

bowl of napalm. "Love the smell of it in the morning, but lunch will have to do." The military graphic designer who was also a kitten declared. She booted up Adobe Illustrator and

Was to hire all women for her cabinet, just to show they were Team Billary Frump.they need not be good at their job, robots did it for them. She took applications online, with

Throw it at you if you dont let me rob the Bank. Or you can eat it. Your choice!" The bank owner called the police, who confiscated the overripe melon and let him leave without any

The pants walked straight to the laundromat and paid for everything. The vodka ended up in the trash, until someone recycled the bottle. All was peaceful for the rest of that day.

His user name was _-hArRy-rEdBeArD-2013-_ and the Uber users agreed, he was 3/5. No special treatment just because he's a prince. His various customers held on to their

turtle no. 17 (OT17) and orange turtle no. 53 (OT53) laughed so hard that their frapaccinos blew out through their nose holes all over OT31. "Look what you do!" GT9 said, pointing

Whatever it is you do it is his job to come in and make it complicated. As an example let us take some guy, lets call him Peter, his job is to assemble TPS Reports, simple but our

once again fling ourselves into the breach that is the American interstate highway system. Many of the ethereal humans from our time--the future--told us that our road trip in time

calmly reasoned with the three bears. They soon succumbed to his pointed arguments and compelling logic. Together, Mr. Saflosk and the bears started the first debate team to have

kids, who's signature 'Hole Punch' and 'Collated Copy' attacks wreaked havoc on the trapper keepers. The manila and legal division of the folder army sent emissaries which