The group of baboons at the Smith residence jumped for joy. Literally. The parents jumped first, then the six babies almost broke the chandelier. Mrs. Smith was not amused. "Pshaw!

John Lennon refused to use the internet. He said it wasn't organic enough for him. Life had to be organic or else. The Millennials had a massive freakout, by contrast.

The. Population of Sheeple freaked out on a massive scale. Their guru said it was an omen. Meanwhile, scientists who studied solar cycles were alarmed but had been long preparing

What nonsense this was, I thought. I closed my Twitter account after receiving threats of them closing it. What a relief! The old school ways of doing things were way better. Some

sniffing never was my forte. But there is no time for that because there is trouble in the forest. We thought that they were angels but they're really fae come to carry me home.

but was given proscriptions instead. Knowing the Queen would not be happy about that and would most likely kill the messenger, her servant chose to steal away on a slow boat to

He grew up with all manner of electronic toys he didn't like, much to his parents surprise. They shouldn't have been surprised, though. He played the piano in the living room daily

They were a reminder he had lost his sense of humour. John Cleese appeared to explain it to Rodney. "You must recover your sense of humour or you will lose everything." Rodney was

The gnostic surgeon wrote in his journal he had a feeling this is the last ever election we have. Michael Stipe sang "Its the end of the world as we know it", as they had tea.

This was her child, a bush planted in her dreams and watered at night. It played the violin with a Polish orchestra, the Warsaw Philharmonic. DGG recorded it. A waterfall joyfully

Neat was his word for something which was fit the purpose, elegant and frugal on resources. The Bagpiper was his favourite instrument. Neat, that how he liked his whiskey.

Needs pepperoni and onions on top with extra tomato sauce on the side. And don't forget the meatball soup, it can resussitate you. The cookie dough dessert makes chocolate assert.

memorial parade float tragically turned to rubble under a stampede of escaped animals from the Central Park Zoo. The well was only one of many victims of the animal rights group,

Reiki was Ina's medium of mediation. Lucy has a diamond in the sky was her favourite song. Adriana was more of a Olympic ring, she loved Adrenalin sports.

Folding stories are no exception, just more organic. There is no such thing as a plot, which makes folding stories more therapeutic for the schizotypical than your average zombies.

This was the news headline on July 28, 2016. Pliny MCII read it and was thoroughly disgusted. This was not his father 's New York Times. He burned it for fuel to keep warm instead

by her healthy since of humor and her ignorance of the revolution brewing in broad daylight for the Church was a ruin and her subjects were the acolytes. The laughing hyena Queen's

intelligence cell!" Rather than feeling the emotion of discomfort, the robot's voice was now sounding like David Attenborough. The scientist could only stand a few minutes of the

So ofcourse it was a huge surprise when they suddenly found themselves being scooped toward the opening like an annoying ball of snot

the tautology is seems. Spirit, like matter, has extension which manifests in this case as Will. In fact this is the same Will that moved our bodies while still corporeal. Crowley