fish that cleans crocodile's teeth. After Mater saw me make the sandwich, she vomited and proceed to use a knife to remove the body part. A Lorena Bobbitt moment for sure.

But she didn't care and continued to paint Amnamieka's wall a 1950's pink and used creepy anime children and Five Nights at Freddy dolls. Annamieka was horrified and couldn't sleep

but when I was SMSing my mum," I have already hewn the chicken [for dinner]". Her phone ringed while at the doctor's and it read "I have already held the chicken."

lion's pen. The chicken sought legal counsel through a zoo defender, the Tortoise, who naturally was good at tort, to argue that lamb had legal ownership of the pen. And in fact,

But Colonel Mustard was not in the dining room that night. And President Reagan, despite being dead with me, did not have the lamp. So it is this new person you are dating, Mr.

Irma dismissing my marriage proposal said," we need to remove this man's foot!" She ran to the closest shed and brought back a hacksaw. Without anesthesia, my father screamed.

that you couldn't. But that is what separates us. This is my manifesto to how I can achieve the unthinkable. I was able to save the world from the fleet of Chupacabra by...

I've been working uncover to find Ley L." The woman said. The man confused because she had just gotten into his car in the red light districted in a small mining town in Canada.

we decided to take you. You will be able to help us. The strangers told me. I was scared as these unearthly beings had me. "So you need advise?" I asked them

it would destroy the world. John Bull knew the truth of the deadly Bonbonbonbon virus, as Dictatorship collapsed, Anarchy descended and civil war broke out (with proper distancing)

But also urgent to stop the water from dripping into the outlet on the floor. They would all die if they didn't move fast enough. The seniors watched in horror as the teenager got

I left the party because Kesha had not arrived. Really, it was not a party. The party hadn't started because she had not walked in. As I was leaving,

I'm so glad I left the castle of the dead! But my luck ran out as well as my gas, along the highway as the senior citizens were heading to the Castle of the Dead. I got stuck with

started the embalming process. It was often painful but the removing of organs and chemicals eventually killed the source of pain. Brad enjoyed his unsolicited work.

he lost control of his POS race car and rolled it up into the stands. He and Eddy celebrated secretly that their nemesis and competitor had died tragically. Or so they thought

Though, he thought he was in private, he noticed he was being watched. Removing his arm from his mouth, blood dripping. He decided to make his first move. He walked over to..

from selling and baking. Though he loved Betty Crocker, his reading ability was that of a child. And followed the instruction of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham. He had trouble and

"When the tornado hit," I recounted "I was able to survive by getting into my Fiat 500 and driving." Most people found it hard to believe but I didn't want to out drive the tornado

"Let's try a different role playing game." I suggested " I need to change." I left her in her tattered princess costume and decided to change into something more dominatrix for me

The clown at my door yesterday wasn't just a clown. It was my ex.