Ignorance couldn't justify their suffering. They confronted their neglectful mother, their sorrow deeper than the freshly dug graves.

to be bought and sold like a commodity to be consumed raw. The two were shining examples of politicians. As they debated on stage in front of the dogmatized mass, they flip flopped

with Britain's Got Talent was moved and said "With a rendition like that, you'll never need to drive a lorry again." whipping away a tear. The trucker's Brother got on stage with

looked at the mirror on the medicine cabinet. Sure enough, her reflection showed a hellish landscape behind her. She turned around to check but it was only the bathroom. Demons are

Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.

Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.

Americans into there hybridded death traps and lock them in their cars on the way to work. Once trapped, every American would die. Unless Secret Agency Secebut stopped him.

or, a less subtle approach. I increased my gait almost comically to take a large stride. My legs continued to sweat and my rectal wad still moments to explode. Not in the elevator

Hint #4. It loves it Mondays Morning Meetings

The cook off began once the sun had set and the Count could arise from the draw of misplaced items. Count Spatula started to whip up something devilish sweet. I, allergic to dairy,

After filing an addendum to the contract, I was allowed to leave but I had to take the ghost of Margaret Thatcher with me. She was peachy and wanted to help my personal life by

It helps me pick up ladies when their aloft. Pushes them over the crust. But being The Hardness of Bread comes with challenges. During the Pizza Civil War, NY crust companies foug

Queen to E5. The baboon only got angry and threw feces at me. Much like the game of Monopoly I would play with my family. But this was a gentles game. I threw the chess board at

their offspring. They weren't. Regina and Dolores Mudd were conjoined at the waist. They were the bass player in the periwinkle ramona, the Pink Floyd of dimension 27. Memories of

PenPape saw a small Peep running around when she plopped the small chicken into her jawpopping mouth and swallowed it. None of the other animals saw this. But her thirst for blood

victory. She spit the cocoa out in a dramatic effect. She was going to put her foot down now at this tyranny. "I demand a cup of tea" she started. "with Honey!" Jimmy was shocked

Ginger realized that this disembodied spirit couldn't be her soul. And that it was a demonic monster looking to possess her mind and body. Like in the Wizard of Oz, she had a soul

had choked me. I was relieved from the excitement and the adrenaline started to kick in. I wanted to feel alive again. I wanted to feel that kind of power.

"This weeks mystery is where Lunch Lady Cathy gets all her tuna for his fish Taco's on Tuesday." Beephop the clown said. Thaack pondered this question. He did enjoy the tuna fish

she could find enough hugs to power the portal long enough. She needed to bring her daughter through the portal, but as she stood outside with a 'Free Hugs' sign, she worried that