first son. He named the family dog Trude (pronounced "Trood")...funny guy, my pops...anyway, you wanna know why he's my 14th grandfather? It's not the number of "greats" he is...

zeros and ones. I was thousand of miles from Earth moving at twice that speed to Alpha Centauri. My family all dead from the war on Earth. Was I salvation or the curse?

It was dangerous. The starving games devoured many young child like John Wayne Gacy. Despite ruling an intergalactic empire, sacrificing children was still the norm.

Suddenly, Cheryl, a half Mermaid/half Seal swam down and rescued me. Her whiskery kiss of resuscitation gave me life. My eyes opened. On land her barking voice sung a sweet sound

Link new tin supposed to be the 10year anniversary gift. Zelda would appreciate the gesture but as we stalled Ganondorf held Zelda in her cell.

rag doll fraying at the ends. We embraced. But only for a moment because the Ralph the exotic furs and game collect was on to my beastie of a friend. "I'll get that sasquatch fur"

Doralee first date was quite successful. Despite being of modest origins. Dale was uniquely beautiful and successful in his own way. Doralee seemed dull by comparison.

Rick wasn't impressed by Ms. Frizzel's bus. He had grown up in the sewers & knew the system like the back of his rat paw. Despite the mutation, he hide his rat transformation well.

Ivanka ran through the maze of mirrors looking at her privilege life in comparison to Dobby the house elf. It was horrible and traumatizing. Dobby work ethic was appalling.

Renfield, the half witted parakeet Miss Penelope rescued, never could say her name right. Miss Penelope began replacing the carpet hacking away with a dull are. Home renovation was

and sold the spores half off because he thought they had died during their cosmic journey. William didn't know what powers this space dust held.

ie if there ever was one. Under the legions of Steadtall King William the Kingdom of Steadtall William will prevail. Draw your sword young squire and prepare to die!

and I knew the only thing I could do next was grab these 24 cheesecakes and run

a litter of kittens all dressed up in party hats

Emma let herself catch breath just briefly enough so that the Jabberwocky couldn't surprise her. Instead, she looked up and found

Fiona turned off the television and knew who she had to call. "I will find allergy relief!" she exclaimed. She found her way to the kitchen to start some tea with honey.

Carmen set down the "lost pet" poster. She couldn't breathe. She was moments away from seeing her hamster again. Carmen's mind raced through the adventure that led her here.

21 years, she couldn't help but recall the bitter memories of the frozen landscape she once called home

joy to challenge myself in this way. I planned to drink my milkshake outside and listen to the birds chip on the blazing summer day.

She needed noise. Any noise. She grabbed her clarinet from its case and played a sweet melody. Cousin Jim rushed in, eyes wide. "What is that??" he inquired.