the super rad Monkeys from Planet 9. When they arrive on Earth posed to

The reindeer running away from the corrupt regime of North Siberia. They flocked to Santa's liberal policy and lacked border control.

ad knowing Phyllis would never take my hand in Marriage. So I was left with Glandia and her drug addiction. I started to crave those sugary pixie sticks by the nose full.

The judge threw the book at me that day. I was carted off to Alcatraz, the Rock, where I planned my escape. Plotting ever day, watching the guards, watching the water, looking at

said again that Wedding with Fred and Her instead of Ted was to happen because Ted was bad in bed. Brunhilde stayed stead with her friend and

melted chocolate and sugary insides. Left out on the eve of a cold night waiting for a hungry traveler. The lights deem and unexpected their to steal them from a plate with a glass

Acting quick Damien ran into the spook house to shove the peanut butter into the throats of his next victims. Would he ever stop the killing he wondered as his victims choked

day your the poke-master the next your in a pokeball. Geodude returned to his ball and Ash was ready for his prize.

The giant head started to move. Laurel and Hardy ran as the Easter Island Mammoth hopped towards them making an unusual cry of anguish. Ollie watched as his friends

TV projectors so we can unknowingly watch Christmas Claymation on the wall next to our Christmas tree in a month. Giving live to Rudolph and Frosty. But that is their plan.

but Penelope ran seeing the decaying Popeye but his body back together. The mob screamed and continued to dismember the sailer as he bit into their flesh. It all ended when Hook

who was covered in the taste sauce. The mistress knew she would never get his money, now that he was dead. His wife seemed to have won. Cheating husband dead- Check. Money- Check.

But as Denis, a fat middle aged man, wolfed down his tuna salad sandwich in the middle of Subway at the mall, he was aroused. The soft bread was a lot like a women's touch.

But John knew the real deviant secret. The Toffee company's unethical approach to making their sweet candy that only Whole Foods sold was not the organic chocolate but

I put the thrust on full tilt and hijacked the shuttle to the Red Planet. It was the only way to save Earth. But NASA wouldn't make the hard call. So I did. It would be months

"Superheroes don't often retire," Ted the Toad started the toast, "of old age" Ted had a dark flashback to the 1920s when crime was bad. "But The Guinea 65 years fighting crime

Blasted had not thought about Sven for some time. He went on with his life as though nothing happened. However the police ruled the manner of death a homicide because of the fire.

are more than heaven and Earth. It is hard to quantify those conditions. Doesn't it depend on whether we are alive? My wife was not happy with this philosophy. Hell has no wrath

of a small group of selected individuals? Cartel, perhaps? I never see really weak men either, you know with beer bellies and bald spots. Sounds like discrimination.

trash can he saw a dead rat. "Must have climbed in and couldn't get out." Dale thought outloud. "Ironic isn't it." He picked the dead rat out and tossed it on his frying pan.