perhaps overly sensitive to art and ancient artifacts, which Mom first noticed when she showed me Grandpa's jade cricket from the Tang Dynasty. Plus, the Martian invaders' music

"Wow, dude! Never expected you could even afford a safe room, let alone a concrete bunker . . . but will we ever see daylight again?" Ted thought for a moment, then

at the next table. "Just look at those two: drinking tea, holding hands -- so sickening!" thought the crypto killer before she finally got fed up and left the bistro in a huff. The

before I got to see the 3I/ATLAS Christmas show, at least from this side of things. Maybe I skidded into a van full of ICE Bubbas, because somehow I ended up in Hong Kong, which

But perhaps you also might have thought to yourself that her number 1's tiny nipples were rather cute, and that he was toned without being bulgy, and his little patch of chest hair

"I didn't melt them, Mom. It wasn't me!" In a desert diner in-between stations sometime late at night, Audrey Kregler apologized to the waitress about the crayons and offered to

"Just so" intoned Sherlock Holmes absentmindedly, enraptured at the sight of sone cigar ash left on the floor. "In this manner you are sure to catch-" but he was interrupted by a

something in Punjabi. Blasted Heath pointedly ignored Bhagavan and began to sift through the pieces of the smashed object, looking one person's for clues to the murder of

"Detective Manatee, didn't you solve that case 50 years ago?" asked Mycroft. "Yes, of course he did, you simpleton," said Vanessa Conquest, "but I wonder why he held onto the ears

for her, because in her case it's not "head like a hole" but "heart like a hole" and a tiny one at best. But who am I to know what's best? Vro, I care about you and wouldn't want

I asked kreLLM to generate a few thousand dollars for me overnight and to book a flight to Seoul for the next afternoon, counting on the ambition of their tootsie-roll chefs to

so close together, although the physical dimensions of my first mancave were admittedly rather small. "We're not here to play games," said my therapist, Dr. Petra Frump. "We are

sheep are herbivore animals