was previously my bowels was causing me such excruciating contractions that I needed to move this operation along. I grabbed the cow by the horns and pressed my forehead into its

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes. Antes las cámaras fotográficas eran grandes y costosas.

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes, especialmente respecto a la tecnología.

Bartholomew raced ahead in his little shorts which were a little too tight. "EEEEEE-" he screamed, rushing through the garden like something was stuck between his legs.

5 new messages. I wonder what they could possibly want. "HONEY WAKE UP, YOU ARE IN A COMA AT ST. LOUIS HOSPITAL." She sounds drunk. I look away from my phone and continue driving,

I spent time matching constellations to the paintings I had found. I was surrounded by grassland, bare feet dipping into soil. The waves of stars filled the moonlit sky. I watched

"A dog-man! Are you insane?" She tugged at his skin. "This phase has gone far enough Dominic. I want you out of the house." "But Mum-" "That's enough whining; you look ridiculous."

anything close to a medal, or an award, but a following nonetheless. If Mao's Mum could only see the amount of happy smiley people who watched his videos, then maybe at last she

, delicious spaghetti-o! Just the way my mama used to make!" He licked the sauce off his fingers. I could tell he was happy; he was positively beaming. "So good review, huh?" "Why,

¿Quièn era Mary Be-ll? Maldad, circunstancias, època, què pasò, què originò todo?

have to fry this mound of vomit and slowly eat it, while I tase in the eyes" The cop drew his zapper and started to hump the air with anticipation. I saw my cat's life flash before

J'étais 10 ans quand ma seœr était née

I could be free from this eternal charade of competency and finally pursue my passion for pinochle. The ladies down at The Church of Heavenly Heathens couldn't understand how

despondent. But then he came around the corner with THE LEASH! I popped up. Spun around. Didn't bark; I knew that was bad. But I wanted to. I ran over to him with my tail wagging

Take the holodeck for example. Nobody ever bumped into its walls. Klingon wore scrotal sacks on their foreheads. Phasers. 7 of 9's... shoulders. Warp

from running out of q-tips. So he would dig deep with one, get it wet, throw it out, start over and over, until he finally scratched that paralyzing itch. When Sysyphus realized he

mysterious door that just appeared. It was a glowing white color, with an eerie buzz coming from it. I stepped forward, entering through the light.

tore open it's underbritches with a thunderous fannyclapper. All eyes snapped over to the offending cloud. Pluto laughed first, then Triton, and pretty soon the whole congregation

te the Pledge of Brainrotledgiance. For some reason, Folding Story participants really, really liked brainrot. For the most part, it was a mystery.

it was the perfect opportunity to dismantle them. By cheating on his wife, Duchess Plork, with the king's daughter, Ola, he could finally have his anarcho-communistic society!