were hammered on Crown & Coke outside the 7-Eleven, hoping to swindle some tourists out of enough Yen to buy a skinny dime bag, step on it, and make enough to approach Mosura with

Hrengor the Beholder thought, "Four transit nodes out from the Terran implosion, and I bet this guy wants more than a smoothie." Sure enough, the proud swagger led with: "Beauty is

they say, is a virtue. I know it only as a vice. One I practice often. I like slow tongue baths, giving & receiving. I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I lost a lot of weight.

as I reOthered Superman once again on my blog. We were way beyond his Uncle Tom days. Back to him being an alien immigrant. Big Red kept his binary litany going on in the back. Ash

"What the hell with the talons, babe?" Her pupils dilated. She said more coldly than ever: "When did I ever consent to your wrapping your wings around me? I was better off on Titan

Even though my boxers came off in the shower

She bent down, pretending to tie her shoelace, and slipped the jagged rock into her palm. If she could strike just right, with the element of surprise on her side, she might be

he wondered as he chanced a visit outside her dark Victorian house years later. The next moment, she was serving him tea. "Don't worry, dear. I always thought you would age well."

e, and what's worse, another week had gone by and I had missed (yet again) "Talk Like a Pirate Day" and "Shed Yule". However, we moderns are not given to anguish and regret, so

Jericho Harridan told the class: "Now look, you! I'm not even non-binary. Please take a moment to process that. You may call me 'Jericho' to my face and behind my back. Got it?"

If the students are back in town, I hope they will bring it, and bring it with innate human power. I am not here to test you, but I would advise you not to test me! ;)

When my SupremoBot exhibited issues of its own so soon after delivery, I tried to do my best to be kind and console it, and even offered to carry it into the kitchen even though

So I sidled up to him and asked him for a share in the business. "Need any help, man?" I asked. He looked up at me with a gentle expression. "That'd be great," he said, grinning.

around with fortune cookies from The Golden Claw. I was more confuzzled than ever, partly due to skyrocketing MSG blood concentration and partly due to existential dread. Luckily,

Veranda and the other contestants screamed, though they were only fruit they can feel things too. And being cut by a rusty dagger was a pain they would all remember well.

reached my hand out blindly for the wine glass. I hit my mark of course. One more drink and against the advice of my lunch I called Mitch Redfeather out on a date. He called me a

be the best at my craft! Though... now that his smile was facing me back, it may have been too good. The painting was looking oddly realistic, and seemed to be growing more so by

The jar also happens to be my toilet, insect bait, and "smelling salt" to stir myself when I'm in my usual drunken stupor. I call it my Swiss Army Jar.

be penetrated in a most ungentlemanly way by Brutus "The Baton of Baton Rouge" Hallmerhartt in the Third Act. The caper was to take place during intermission. Holmes puffed away.

(Made by my brother) There was a shark tank sitting right next to the sea of apple's newest computor.. and the shark tank exploded.