buy a lottery ticket. If she won she promised herself she would go visit Peoria, Illinois for no reason other than she had never there. Her ex was from Peoria. He was so random.

I don't know how long I waited before I had something to follow that if. I want to say it was only time but then it wasn't time. Or enough. Though it last a thousand years a day.

"War was just around the corner. Is round the corner. It is Nigh!" Something sublime about the spiritual warfare we are involved in and how I wound up at your cousin Schlomo's bar

The voice came back. The one that I call Wormtongue. Always pleading for mercy. Anyway, he said he trusts you so that I should trust you too. But being from Crete I am bound to lie

therefore I will cease to believe in bees. They are an impossible thing. I will no longer see them. not even if they are in my face. I shun thee Satan's minion. Sent to rent my so

was about a man who grew up on the right side of town but hooked up with a white trash RV park girl by the name of Billy Joe. How his net worth was halved in 6 months. He lost his

The night she pretended to be an Emergency Room Doctor and handled 27 poor souls before the police got there and arrested her. She never finished high school. But she could see.

ways. The people began to crowd around her from the auditorium. She quickly remembered the diseases spread through contact as she was drowned in a sea of hands. Then, she accidentally

men. Even his relationship with his mother had been a strain for him. Jackie incapable of being beat poet yet there he was a beat poet haunting the streets of San Francisco.

it was my fault, he knew and refused to pass on, even after my vain attempts of gentle religious blessings and firm exorcisms. he was my albatross, who's weight brought

Since everything smelled alright down there, he continued to look for the essential nugget. He looked in caves, underground, underwater, and all over Timbuktu.

knocked right into the oddly placed can of toxic waste, as it leaked into the ravine below little Jimmy started what we know as the mutant outbreak of

por 40 anos asta hoy. Era una era complicated, como dicen. Lo que dicho esta scrito, aqui y aya. As visto una pelicula The Boondock Saints? Es serto que no sobo la language.

fourteen different sneakers (not pairs singular ones), with this we can create the strongest spell known to man. The

Bobbi Brat, childhood Youtube Star. Good morning! Are you ready to begin the interview? Have you had your coffee? Oh, I don't drink coffee, I'm more of a tea guy. Heard.

"The countdown has begun," announced the newscaster as the Armageddon alarms sounded outside. "60, 59, 58..." Seconds until nuclear disaster. What would I do?

touch is always the thing, he thought. south africa was in its cold season and the locusts were preaching their didactic doom. Falling into a frosty state of snowmanship.

"You see, Larry," explained Fred, "it's cause the ladies go crazy for it." He demonstrated by rubbing his legs together to make a loud creeky noise. From afar, Jen heard the

spitting fire in the air the wicked necromancer invoked your name. Your soul like a shadow was there. You swear that you've never seen anything like this peril but true blood will

he had had amazing luck. He won the lottery and bought himself a new wardrobe, which helped him become a lot more confident. Now, when he walked, he no longer stared at the ground