She needed noise. Any noise. She grabbed her clarinet from its case and played a sweet melody. Cousin Jim rushed in, eyes wide. "What is that??" he inquired.

ancer coughed emitting a grey smoke when he exhaled. His cough sounded sepulchral. His cough startled the white rabbit who dropped his watch. THe wiener car came out of the tunnel.

Just to be sure I ate a fifth finger. I wasn't squeamish about it. I didn't know they were fingers when I bought them at the Quikmart and ate, now, 5. They were delicious. I think

on your mother's grave. This was only the beginning of their torment and terror on humanity, and you watched in horror as

The clown at my door yesterday wasn't just a clown. It was my ex.

As Ryan was crossing the street, he had to use his hand to protect his eyes from the setting sun. Squinting through the crosswalk, he heard mostly familiar sounds in New York City.

Gandhi, Ghangi Khan, and Cleopatra walk into a bar in New York City.

It often was Freddy. He liked to climb up on the cupboard to get to the window. Although he thought he was nimble, he was a larger than normal cat. He wanted to see the sunrise.

stopped in our tracks, Whisker's mouth full of kibble. Out my window, I noticed pink and orange lights beaming from the sky. It was beautiful and horrifying at the same time.

all over the cliff. The UFO hovering over head speed off after turning off it's tracker beam. The cow remains looked like flowers which covered the hill. I knew what I'd witnessed

to get drunk on pirates' rum. Chris Farley had just finished the Beverly Hills Ninja school and was able to beat the Snow Queen. When the new reached Prince Zenorrien, he almost

it was radioactive. The nurses would never get it back and over the next 5 years he gain superhuman if not alien powers. As the artifact's mythical power allowed him to..

As the planet was now a bowl shape world, the Flat Earthers debated on the actual truth about the bomb or if this was cover up to reveal that the earth was bowl like all along.

The kids hanging around looked at the man in the white van asking them to play a game called "Pass-the-Tree". "How much to play," asked Millicent as she removed her dive gear from

Filling it with vomit as he walked off the plane. he didn't care where it was going from here. Let a stranger take his luggage filled with secrets, he didn't care.

Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.

then a full choir of angels fly off in all directions. THey had their assignments from God: their programming too. The lo and behold there appeared a human sized dragon on the thro

Everywhere that is except in the heart of Philip Gardnier-Lanet. This wasn't his Yuga. He didn't like it. But here he was. What were the rules for him being outside the mainstream?

"with me?" was their response. This was hugely inappropriate given the situation and I did not know how to respond. Was I being hit on? I didn't know what the future held.

Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.